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Chapter 2- Tmr

Gally: I can't stand you!
Tess: Then sit down
Gally:
Gally: TERESA--!!
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Lian: Shit we're gonna die
Newt: No, I don't wanna hear negative attitude. Look on the bright side-
Tess: Yay, we're gonna die! Woohooo!
Newt: Tess--
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Tess: Was I talking to you?
Gally: Well now you are.
Tess: It was a past sentence, bitch.
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Thomas: I'll tell you, jail is no fun
Lian: YOU'VE BEEN IN JAIL?!
Thomas: once, in Monopoly.
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Tess: Ohhh she's angry.....
Someone: Lian? Why do you think?
Tess: Well you can see the mood by her actions. Like right now, she has an axe. I don't think she's very happy to see those suckers.
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Lian: I have an idea
Newt: thank goodness
Lian: it involves fire
Tess: I'm in
Newt: absolutely not
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Newt: Where is the idiot, anyway?
Tess: I'm right here
Newt: surprisingly enough, I'm not talking about you this time
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Thomas: What the fuck happened to them....
Tess: I'm not detective of course, but I think this dead body might not be alive anymore
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Megan: Are you there?
Lian: Physically yes. Mentally, I'm afraid not.
Megan: oh....
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Lian: what are you doing up at three in the morning *entering the kitchen, holding a cup of coffee*
Tess: I might ask you the same thing *bites food*
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Tess: You told me to get my revenge
Lian: I didn't say kill all the people and destroy the whole fucking building
Tess: Well you should've been more specific
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Gally: Maybe you should talk less
Tess: Maybe you should breathe less air
Lian: PFFF
Newt: TESS I SWEAR TO GOD--
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Gally: Guess what I'm about to get
Lian: On my nerves
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Newt: You're fucking idiot
Tess: but you love me
Newt: doesn't make you less annoying
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Megan: Bonjour, ca va bien?
Tess: don't come at me with that shit, I don't speak croissant
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Thomas: you hate so many people
Lian: yeah
Lian: its not hard
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Some boy: I can't live without you!
Lian: then die
The boy:
Lian:
The boy:
Lian:
....and I'm fucking gay so.......
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Some random guy: I fell for you
Tess: lol you better get the fuck up
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Lian: whatcha doin?
Minho: stealing all of the cooking stuff from Frypan
Tess:scandalous
Tess: can I help?
Newt: TESS, NO--
Lian:
Lian: Why do I even ask?
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Lian: He's just the biggest asshole ever, I hate him so much--
Newt: wait, what did Gally do this time?
Tess: He breathes
Newt:
Newt: guys we already talked about this.....
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Tess: Okay so hear me out...
Tess: I get my knife, we find Gally an-
Newt: No
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Random dude: When are you gonna fall in love?
Lian: I can't even fall asleep
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Tess: How can you like me for my personality?
Newt: I know I was surprised too
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Tess: Do you think koalas get angry?
Lian: Do I look like national geographic?
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Tess: you wanna talk about aliens?
Newt: Tess, its two in the bloody morning. Go. To. Sleep.
Minho: Oh I'll talk about aliens!!
Newt:
Lian: I won't fall asleep anyways so I'm in I guess.....
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Lian: Jesus Crispy
Lian: I mean, Christ
Tess & Minho synchronized: JESUS CRISPY
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Tess, probably drunk: ITS HARD TO SEE WITH EARS IN MY EYES
Tess: I MEAN TEARS
Newt: the fuck--
Lian: OK, PICASSO
Newt: Tess, are yo-
Tess: FUCK OFF
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Tess: GONNA FEED THE WHALES, LOVES
Thomas: wha- is she drunk??
Lian: *shrugs*
Newt: Dunno, there's a chance she's completely fine
Lian: well....
Newt: You know what I mean
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Newt: hm
Tess: hmmmm
Minho: hmmmmmm
Tess: hmmMmmmMmMmm
Minho: HMMMMMMMMMM
Tess:HMHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Minho:HMMmmMMMMMmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmMmmmMMMMMMMM
Tess:HMMMMmMMMmMMmmMmMMMmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmMMMM
Lian: WHAT THE FUCK
Newt: I don't know and I don't even try or want to know. I'm bloody tired.
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(not in the Glade)
*Minho with Tess comes to Lian amd Newt*
Minho: hey guys, did you hear about the chef that died?
Lian: no
Tess: he pasta away
Lian:
Newt:
Lian: you better pasta away
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Minho: what happens when you put nutella on salmon?
Lian: i have no fucking clue
Minho: you get salmonella
Minho: *chuckles*
Lian: where's Tess? Go talk to her, I'm tired.
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Tess: I wonder if there's like a dog everyone knows like Beyoncé
Minho: ur right......
Tess: Bedogcé
Minho, snorting water: PFFF-
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*talking about Alby who was being rude to Newt*

Tess: you should kick him
Tess: in the jaw
Tess: just a nice pow
Tess: right to the kisser
Tess: talk loudly now bitch
Newt:
Newt: or I just could ignore it
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Lian: fuck I lost my knife
Frypan: I burnt my fries
Lian: no not again-
Lian: well bad for us I guess
Frypan: what are we doing wrong
Lian: well at least I can find my knife, you can't unburn your fries
Frypan:
Frypan: thanks Lian for being so positive
Lian: ur welcome
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Tess: so wait is this like a no knives situation?
Newt: oh my god
Newt: tell me you didn't
Tess: .............
Newt: OH MY GOD
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Tess: so....
Lian: oh no
Newt: did you destroy something?
Lian: or did you hurt anyone?
Tess: how the fuck did you guys guess that from "so"?
Lian: are we right?
Tess:
Tess: maybe
Newt: thats what I thought
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Newt: I swear to god you two are the only ones who can make silence sarcastic
Tess:
Minho:
Tess: that was a compliment right
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Tess: you love me right
Newt: ........ Mhm yea?
Tess: what if I did something bad?
Tess: like reallyyyy bad
Newt: what did you do
Tess: are you sure you'd still love me tho...
Newt: WHAT
Newt: DID
Newt: YOU
Newt: DO
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Alby: I hope you have an explanation for this....
Minho: we have three actually
Tess: pick your favorite
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Animal: *Has fur covering its eyes*
Newt: *fixes it*
Newt: Now you can see
Tess:
Lian: Tess, you good?
Tess:
Tess: mhm....
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Wanda: you were in a group of like 50 guys and you didn't like ANY of them?
Lian: mhm
Wanda: none of them was cute or?
Lian: Wanda.... I'm gay
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