ONE SHOTSSS

SBG 1

Tyler: Hey you wanna hit the gym?
Tess: sure
Tess: but who is he?
Tyler: huh?
Tess: who's Jim bro?
Tyler:
Tyler: are you fucking serious
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Tyler: you might need an exorcism because something's off and I can't tell if it's demon or autism
Tess: probably both tbh
Aiden: same lol
Blake: PFFFF-
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Aiden: what's that one thing you have in common with Nick Sturniolo
Blake: I'm gay
Tess: I'm the funniest, most amazing, best, most sassy, main character person with anger issues
Tess: and I say fuck/fucking in every sentence
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Aiden: In my defense, I was left unsupervised
Ashlyn: But you were with Tess??
Tess: in my defense, I was also left unsupervised
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Taylor: Did you have to stab him?
Tess: You weren't there. You didn't hear what he said to me.
Taylor: what did he say?
Tess: "What are you going to do, stab me?"
Taylor:
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Tyler: My late Tess-
Blake: What? Tess isn't dead.
Tyler: No, but she's late. She should've been here 20 minutes ago.
Blake: Oh you meant literally late
Tyler: Also I'm goin' to murder her for being late
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Blake: Tyler, can you tell your girlfriend to get us some food
Tyler: Tess isn't my girlfriend
Blake: I never said anything about Tess
Tyler: fuck
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Aiden [holding their newborn baby] :
aw she/he looks just like you Ash
Ashlyn: no, he/she is all you-
Tess [whispering to Tyler]: what are they talking about he looks like a fucking alien-
Tyler: st0p
Blake: *bursts out laughing*
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*in a group chat*

Tess: lol I'm dying help
Blake: oof same
Aiden: mood
Ashlyn: wth guys
Taylor: yayyy..
Tyler: lmao
Logan: :(
Ben: rip, what's up?
Tess: no like I'm legit dying
Tess: some guy stabbed me lol
Tess: *sends a picture of herself with a knife in her stomach*
7 people is typing......
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Tess: you want to see a butterfly?
Blake: yes
Tyler: NO-
Tess: *throws the butter at Tyler*
Blake: absolutely majestic
Aiden: beautiful
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Ashlyn, teaching Tess how to drive: So you're driving and Tyler with Aiden walk out onto the road.
What do you hit?
Tess: definitely Tyler
Ashlyn: The brakes, Tess. You hit the brakes.
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Emma: Wtf why is there a normal sized carrot in the bag of mini carrots?
Mike: they need supervision.
Emma:
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Logan: if you died, what would your last words be?
Blake: "finally"
Logan: no Blake....
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Tyler: let's write Tess a friendly note, shall we? dear......idiotic......dumbass
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Logan: how is your sleep schedule?
Tess: would you like the long detailed answer or the summary
Logan: summary?
Tess: fucked
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Tess: Go tell him he's cute.
Blake: no
Tess: come on, whats the worst that could happen?
Blake: he could hear me
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Blake: have you ever broken a bone?
Tess: yeah
Blake: did it hurt?
Tess: not at all
Blake(confused): wtf what bone did you break?
Tess: not mine
Blake: PFFFFFT-
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Tess: Hey Aids, on a scale from 1-7 whats your favorite day of the alphabet
Aiden: purple
Ashlyn: what the fuck
Blake: you get used to it
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Tess: My talent is identifying birds
Blake: Oh really? Then whats this one?
*points at some bird*
Tess: yep, its definitely a bird
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Tess: Yes, I'm looking for trouble
Tess: And if I can't find it,
Tess: I will create it
Taylor: Tess, no!
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Tyler *sees Tess covered in blood*: fuck, you're bleedin' !
Tess: what?
Tess *looks down*: oh! Don't worry, it's not my blood.
Tyler:
Tyler: well tHAT's so fuCKinG reasSURING-
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Tess: I wonder if there's like a dog everyone knows like Beyoncé
Aiden: ur right......
Tess: Bedogcé
Aiden, snorting water: PFFF-
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*talking about Barron*