ONE SHOTSSS

Chapter 2- pjo

Annabeth: Why are Tess and Percy sitting back to back?
Blake: They got into a fight.
Annabeth: Why are they holding hands?
Blake: Percy gets sad when they fight.
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Nico: what am I doing wrong?
Blake: do you want me to answer as a friend or as a therapist?
Nico: as a friend
Blake: see a therapist
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Annabeth: if you kill a killer, the amount of killers in the world stays the same
Blake: kill two, better for business
Annabeth: Blake n0-
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Tess: Yes, I'm looking for trouble
Tess: And if I can't find it,
Tess: I will create it
Annabeth: Tess, no!
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Will: *sees Tess covered in blood*: oh my god, you're bleeding !
Tess: what?
Tess *looks down*: oh! Don't worry, its not my blood.
Will:
Will: well tHAT's so fuCKinG reasSURING-
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Tess: In my defense, I was left unsupervised
Chiron: But you were with Luke??
Luke: in my defense, I was also left unsupervised
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Annabeth: Did you have to stab him?
Tess: You weren't there. You didn't hear what he said to me.
Annabeth: what did he say?
Tess: "What are you going to do, stab me?"
Annabeth:
Blake: thats fair
Annabeth: Blake, no
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Leo: Blake, can you tell your girlfriend to come up with some plan?
Blake: Annabeth isn't my girlfriend
Leo: I never said anything about Annabeth
Blake: fuck
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Blake [holding their newborn baby] : she/he looks just like you Annabeth
Annabeth: no, he/she is all you
Tess [whispering]: what are they talking about he looks like a fucking alien-
Nico: st0p
Percy: *bursts out laughing*
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*in a group chat*

Tess: lol I'm dying help
Blake: oof same
Percy: mood
Leo: lmao
Annabeth: oops
Jason: 😭
Piper: yay :(
Nico: me too
Tess: no like I'm legit dying
Tess: some guy stabbed me lol
Tess: *sends a picture of herself with a knife in her stomach*
7 people are typing......
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Percy: you want to see a butterfly?
Tess: yes
Chiron: NO-
Percy: *throws the butter on Clarisse*
Tess: absolutely majestic
Blake: beautiful
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Tess: there's three ways to do things: the right way, the wrong way and the Tess way
Blake: isn't that the wrong way?
Tess: yeah, but it's faster and better.
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Luke, teaching Tess how to drive: So you're driving and Silena with Clarisse walk out onto the road.
Luke: What do you hit?
Tess: Silena
Luke: The brakes, Tess. You hit the brakes.
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Blake: Wtf why is there a normal sized carrot in the bag of mini carrots?
Leo: they need supervision.
Blake:
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Annabeth: if you died, what would your last words be?
Blake: "finally"
Annabeth: no honey
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Nico: let's write Tess a friendly note, shall we? dear......idiotic......dumbass
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Annabeth: how is your sleep schedule?
Tess: would you like the long detailed answer or the summary
Annabeth: summary?
Tess: fucked
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Tess: Go tell her she's cute.
Blake: no
Tess: come on, whats the worst that could happen?
Blake: she could hear me
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Blake: have you ever broken a bone?
Tess: yeah
Blake: did it hurt?
Tess: not at all
Blake(confused): wtf what bone did you break?
Tess: not mine
Blake: PFFFFFT-
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Tess: Hey Percy, on a scale from 1-7 whats your favorite day of the alphabet
Percy: purple
Nico: what the fuck
Annabeth: you get used to it
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Percy: I'm not afraid
Annabeth: neither am I
Grover: Well, I'm terrified.
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Connor: what's your type Blake?
Blake: I don't have a type....
Blake: .....but I like long blonde hair which is curly or wavy, maybe blue or grey eyes and kind  and smart personality
Connor: sounds like Annabeth to me
Travis: yeah
Blake: no it doesn't-
Travis: really?
Blake:
Blake: I hate you guys
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Annabeth: why don't you just let it go? Taking revenge is so childish-
Tess, crossing her arms: oh is it?
Annabeth:
Percy: I wouldn't argue on your place....
Annabeth:
Annabeth: *sighs*
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Someone: would you shoot your best friend for 10 million dollars?

Tess: here's the plan
Tess: you shoot me in the leg and when it gets better we buy the fuck we want

Percy: you can shoot me twice so we get 20 million dollars

Tess: good thinking
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Will: so what do you do in your free time?
Tess: I stalk people
Will: oh....i like to sing
Tess: I know
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Tess:
hang on
if tomato is a fruit
Does that make ketchup a smoothie
Does that make pizza a pie
Guys I'm having a crisis here
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Tess: Sometimes even the devil on my shoulder asks "what the fuck are you doing"
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Tess: Ever realized that humans cut down bird's houses to make birdhouses?

Blake: how high are you?

Tess: 5'6
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Grover: Do you realize that killing people is a crime
Percy: please show me the law
Tess: fr go on
Annabeth: law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18..
Tess: I'm not reading that
Percy: me neither bro
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