ONE SHOTSSS

Chapter 3- hogwarts

Tess: i didn't do it
McGonagall: then why are you laughing?
Tess: because whoever did this is a fucking genius
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*argument*
Tess: I hate you!
Lian: I hate me too!
Tess:
Tess: Lian, we've talked about this.
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Lian: *accidentally hits Megan*
Lian's mind: *trying to decide between saying ,,i'm fucking sorry" or ,,are you okay?"
Lian: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY
Megan: w-why
Lian: NO I- SHIT
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Lucius: you shouldn't be using a straw.
Megan: i know its bad for the environment
Lucius: no, its just an odd way to eat spaghetti.
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Draco: can you pass me the salt?
Tess: *throws salt shaker away*
Tess: Sorry, it looks like we ran out.
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Bucky: You're smiling, did something happen?
Tess: Can't we just smile when we feel like it?
Lian: yeah!
Megan: Guys did you know that Draco tripped and fell from the stairs?
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*In the slytherin common room*
Draco: *lying on the sofa wearing sunglasses*
Loki: can I sit here?
Draco:
Loki: Is he sleeping?
Tess: Nah he's unconscious. We were training quidditch-
Loki: You two? Together?
Tess: Yeah and I pushed him off the broom and he fell down, so I put him on the sofa and put sunglasses on him in case someone would think he's dead or something.
Loki: Could he be dead tho?
Tess: I mean maybe
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Lian: How would you like your coffee?
Megan: As dark as my soul.
Lian: So vanilla latte with extra cream and sugar?
Megan: *voice cracking* yes please
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*Slytherin common room*
Loki: sis did you have any trouble with making your homeworks?
Tess: piece of cake
Loki: you didn't do it, did you?
Tess: I don't even know where my pencil is
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Megan: Its kind of cold.
Lian: Here, take my jacket.
Megan: Awh I love you <3
Lian: love ya too *kisses Megan's forehead*
Bucky: I'm cold too
Tess: Well damn Buck, I can't control the weather.
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Lian in the hogwarts kitchen, making a coffee at 4am: *hears a noice and grabs her wand to attack* WHO IS IT?!
Tess: DA FUCK *grabs her wand to attack* 
Tess: I JUST WANTED A JUICE BOX!
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Remus: Remember, murder is never the answer
Tess: Of course. Murder is the question
Loki: And the answer is yes
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Lian, coming late: Sorry I'm late, I was doing stuff.
Malfoy: *comes breathing hard* SHE PUSHED ME DOWN THE STAIRS
Tess: *burst out laughing*
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McGonagall: Miss Black, I told you no daggers at the dinner table!
Tess: You said the breakfast table
McGonagall: ITS THE SAME TABLE!
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Hermione: Tess you're reading?
Tess:
Tess: well no shit
Hermione: Wow I didn't know that! Thats amazing! I'm currently reading history of the wizarding world and its really interesting! What is that book you're reading about?
Tess: *closing the book she was reading*
Tess:
Tess: a story
Hermione: okayy? And what is it about?
Tess: people
Tess: and weapons
Tess: and death
Hermione: Oh god-
Lian: Ohh I wanted to buy that book for so long!
Hermione:
Hermione: I'll go
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*slytherin dining table*
Loki, watching the gryffindors doing shit: idiots
Loki, turning to Tess: Am I right?
Tess: *pouring her drink at Draco*
Loki:
Loki: *sipping his tea*
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Megan: So can we meet after school?
Lian: Oh gay- I MEAN OKAY
Liam: Me too sis, me too
Tess: thats gay
Liam: well we are gay
Bucky: TESS IS GAY?!
Tess: WTF I'M NOT GAY
Draco: WHAT NO I'M NOT GAY-
Tess: NO ONE SAID YOU'RE GAY YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE
Lian: Well I did.....
Draco:
Tess:
Bucky:
Bucky: So you're gay?
Tess: I'M NOT GAY
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Lian: Oh hello gay
Draco: You're talking to yourself?
Lian: What- no I'm obviously talking to you
Draco: Then I don't know why the fuck did you just call me gay, because I DONT like boys.
Lian:
Lian: right
Lian: Oh hi Liam!
Draco, quickly turning around: WHO-
Lian: Yeah of course. Goodbye, totally straight person
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Remus: Sirius- SIRIUS NO
Sirius: What? She's 15!
Remus: YES SHE'S 15!!
Sirius: C'mon Moony! Its not like it'll kill her!
Remus: BUT SHE'LL BE DRUNK
Sirius: Yeah thats the point!
Tess: What-
Sirius: Here you are Tess-
Remus, grabbing Tess' arm to pull her away from Sirius: No she's not
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Megan: What's your favorite flower? I love tulips. They're so gorgeous.
Lian: oh I like sunflowers
Lian: and narcissus
Megan: thats poisonous flower did you know that?
Lian: Yeah- I mean, oh really is it?
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McGonagall: Mr. Barnes can I talk to you for a minute?
Bucky: Oh someone's in trouuuubleeee
Bucky: Its me
Bucky: I don't know why I did that
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Lian: Who ate my powdered donuts?
Liam: *mouth full of donuts* not me
Lian: then whats that white powder on your pants?
Liam: *panicks* cocaine
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Tess: You can't kill me if I kill myself first
Sirius: WHAT KIND OF LOGIC IS THAT?!
Remus: Actually, yours.
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Megan: Mike said a bad word at school
Lian: Shit, why?
Loki: What the fuck happened.
Tess: Where the fuck did he learn that ?
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Remus: Tess you're getting older now, you're gonna have to start acting your own age.
Sirius, sprinting by: THE FLOOR IS LAVA!!
Remus: *on top of the fridge*
HA YOU LOSE TESS
Tess: I just-
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Remus: Why is there a muddy pawprint on my couch?
Lian: decoration
Tess: Sirius' fault
Megan: We don't know
Liam: decoration
Bucky: halloween decoration
Tess, hitting Bucky with a shoe: HALLOWEEN DECORATION YOU IDIOT?! ITS LITERALLY START OF A SUMMER-
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Lian: I didn't sleep at all last night.
Hermione: You know what they say, if you can't sleep its because someone is thinking about you.
Lian: Ha! Who would be thinking about me at 3am?
Megan: *panicked silence*
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