ONE SHOTSSS

Chapter 7- tmr

Tess: I could strangle you right now-
Gally: you aren't tall enough
Tess: you've sunken low enough for me to reach
Minho: WHOAAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAH
Blake: Minho stfu
Blake: and Gally, kys
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Minho: *taps fingers on table*
Tess: *taps fingers back furiously*
Thomas: .... whats going on?
Newt: Morse code
Blake: they're talking
Minho: *taps fingers again*
Tess: YOU TAKE THAT BACK-
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Newt: We need a plan
Tess: I have one. I still have a fist and Gally still has a nose.
Newt: Tess no-
Blake: lets do it
Newt: NO-
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Tess: There's a "U" in stupid
Gally: lol but there's also an "I" in stupid
Gally: oh, wait...
Tess: ha, double kill
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Newt: what took you so long?
Tess: I saw a cat okay?
Newt: wha- you've been gone for two hours!
Tess: iT wAs a cUtE cAt oKaY?!
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Gally: Why do you hate me so much?!
Tess: You know I don't excatly hate you...
Tess: but if you were on fire
Tess: and I had water
Tess: I'd drink it
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Tess: everyone has a gay friend
Blake: I don't have a gay frien-
Blake: oh gods, I'm the gay friend
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Megan: I guess I'm just too tough to cry....
Tess: PFFFF-
Blake: babe just today you were crying about snakes
Megan: b-but they don't have any arms
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Blake: ha! only an idiot would fall for someone like me
Megan: Hey I'm not an idiot!
Blake: what?
Megan: what?!
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Teacher: your son got into a fight today.
Newt: is he okay?
Tess: did he win?
Newt: Tess-
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Thomas: Teresa, watch out for Blake  and Tess.... They don't really like you and they could easily kill you if they wanted
Teresa: ehm, okay?

(Later)

Teresa, looking at Blake and Tess with crossed arms:
So these are the dangerous murderers you told me about?

Blake: *drinking third cup of coffee with bags under his eyes*
(its just 7 in the morning)

Tess: *sitting on a chair with legs on the table, mouth full with food as she's petting Nellie in her arms and her hair messy.*

Thomas: *nodding* yeah
Teresa: oh
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Chuck: what does bf mean?
Blake: boyfriend
Tess: I want bf
Blake: tf u ok?
Tess: yeah who wouldn't want billion fucking dollars
Blake: oh, i thought it was weird coming from you.......
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Tess: me? Sarcastic? Never.
Blake: ..........
Blake: how can you be sarcastic even when you deny being sarcastic
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Gally: is that all you've got huh?
Tess: okay then
Tess: you're asking for it
Gally: ......
Tess: ......
Tess: I hope both sides of your pillow are warm
Gally: NO YOU TAKE THAT BACK-
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Blake: *stares at Megan*
Tess: wow ur so gay
Blake: what I wasn't staring at her-
Tess: I didn't say anything
Blake: fuck
Tess: who? Megan?
Blake: TESS SHUT THE FUCK UP
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