Random one shots with my friendo and me and some other characters lul
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this is not meant to be a normal fanfiction. I just wanted to send this to my friend 💀
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*Texting* Remus: take a picture with a spoon on top of your head! Tess: why w- Remus: to prove you're home Tess: k wait Tess: Remus: hmmmm Tess: what? Remus: You could've taken the photo yesterday Tess: WHY WOULD I TAKE A PIC WITH A SPOON ON MY HEAD YESTERDAY -------------------------------------------- *Texting* Bucky:
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Lian: wtf what happened to Jesus Bucky: he went bungee jumping Lian: omg..... -------------------------------------------- *summer holidays at Weasley's* Fred: TESS C'MON WE'RE DOING THE WATER FIGHT Tess: hold on Tess: just waiting for the water to boil Fred: HOLY COW- George: WHA- Remus: TESS GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE KITCHEN- -------------------------------------------- Bucky: we had a discussion with Tess and.... Lian: oh god- what? Tess: we agreed on the worst thing that could happen when you got attacked by a killer Lian: ugh, and what is it? Tess: when the killer says some funny shit while you're playing dead Lian: -------------------------------------------- Lian: eyo bitch, we breakin up The bitch: Whatever! You'll never find someone like me! Lian: THATS THE POINT -------------------------------------------- Lian: I met this kid in a wheelchair and he told me he keeps being bullied bc he's in a wheelchair, idk what to say to him Tess: You should- Remus: Tess no- Tess: You should advice to him to stand up for himself Lian: Remus: omg kid thats NOT funny Sirius: well it kinda is... Remus: SIRIUS NO-! -------------------------------------------- Bucky: Liam: Lian: Tess: Bucky: You know what I want to do? Lian: oh god- Bucky: I want to take a gorilla, put it inside a fake looking gorilla costume and set it loose inside of Hogwarts Liam: OMG YES Lian: NO- Tess: WAIT THATS SO GOOD Bucky: WAS THAT A COMPLIMENT?! Tess: NO, I JUST WANT TO PUT GORILLA INTO GORILLA COSTUME AND SET IT LOOSE INSIDE OF HOGWARTS Lian: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUC- -------------------------------------------- Remus: who tf brought a real deer inside of our living room?! Tess: wtf- why would you do that lmao. Well, Loki has this thing for horns lol Remus: Loki: No Tess, not again. Tess: what do you mean, not again? Loki: You want to get me in trouble, again Tess: tf bro, when was the last time I wanted to get you in trouble? Loki: Idk the last time, but I remember when you were 10 years old, you printed a pic of my face and taped it to your face and then went into Remus' bedroom at 3 AM and threw eggs at him Tess: PFFFF YEAH THAT WAS HILARIOUS, I STILL HAVE THE PIC OF YOUR FACE TAPED TO MY DOORS Loki: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?! Remus: WHO TF BROUGHT THE DEER INTO MY LIVING ROOM Tess: Its uncle Jamie, Moony! I HAD TO! Remus: *inner screaming* -------------------------------------------- Lian: do you have a peacock? Tess: the bird? Tess: I could get one Lian: THE STREAMING PLATFORM -------------------------------------------- Cedric: what is your hobby? Tess: hunting and killing aliens Cedric: wt- aliens doesn't exist Tess: have you ever seen one? Cedric: ...... No? Tess: you're fucking welcome Diggory. You're fucking welcome. -------------------------------------------- Pansy: Draco its your b-day next week right? Draco: yeah Tess: oh, are you colorblind? Draco: wh- no? Tess: god damn it Tess: I wanted to get you a rubix cube Draco: Draco: So what will you get me? Tess: pfff you think I'll buy you something that won't hurt or embarass you in any way? Draco: *sighs* --------------------------------------------
