Vilkas: Stop breathing MY AIR!
Farkas: No way, I inhaled FIRST!
Vilkas: I was BORN first!
Farkas: I was SEXY first!
Vilkas: Take that BACK, milkdrinker!
Farkas: No way brother who wears a SKIRT.
Vilkas: Mother loved me more.
Farkas: Bitch.
YOU ARE READING
~Skyrim Crack~
FanfictionThere will be one shots, a few smut and lemon here and there. But a majority will probably just retarted jokes that people may relate to. I hesitated when I said I gonna add oneshots 'cause I felt better when some people read this book for the shit...
