Cicero dear, I know you like having fun and having fun means stabbing people, right? Maybe swimming is a part of the things you like to do, but Cicero-
You don't fucking swim in land, okay? That's not how life works.
YOU ARE READING
~Skyrim Crack~
FanfictionThere will be one shots, a few smut and lemon here and there. But a majority will probably just retarted jokes that people may relate to. I hesitated when I said I gonna add oneshots 'cause I felt better when some people read this book for the shit...
