So this one contains some really sad shit. And if you finish reading this, you WILL hate me.
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You're now talking to a random stranger, say hi!
Stranger2: I am thy Dovahkiin
Stranger1: "What is this controversy? You cannot be such thing, for I am the Dovahkin. There can only be one born truly with dragon blood!
Stranger2: Sorry friend for being rude and not even bothering to say hello, and what are you talking about? We both could be Dragonborns but in different Eras
Stranger1: "I suppose
Stranger1: "Whay race might you be?
Stranger1: otMessage","what
Stranger2: I am an Female Breton, what about you?
Stranger1: "male khajiit
Stranger1: "My name be In,gavgar
Stranger2: *sigh* I thought I was talking to one of those rude Nords!
Stranger1: "very well we are not Brenton brother! Nords are truly, the worst.
Stranger2: Even if Bretons almost look like Nords, we are still treated like outsiders!
Stranger2: But I'm glad to talk to an other race rather than those greedy Nords.
Stranger1: "Our situations are one and the same, brother! Im sorry to bring politics into this fine discussion but, Stormcloaks or Imperials?
Stranger2: Imperials, but I agree of what some Stormcloaks say
Stranger1: "i can see your multiple reasons for joining the imperials but although I do hate the greedy and racist nords, their meaning was true and brought a greater peace amongst skyrim.
Stranger2: Skyrim does deserve to be free, and it can live freely with out the Empire's rules
Stranger1: "I do follow the high king Ulfric stormcloak reluctantly, but he did win that battle fair and square.
Stranger1: "I agree brother.
Stranger2: And I even regret joining any of their sides, i didn't want to hurt anyone especially the jarls.
Stranger1: "the empire is shambles, its meaning was also true, but it simply cannot with hold it without unesscary encapturment.
Stranger1: otMessage","I agree
Stranger1: "what faction might you be in brother?
Stranger2: What is it do you mean brother? And call sister, brother
Stranger1: "I am sorry for the misunderstanding sister, but I mean are you in any of the factions? I myself am the master thief of the thieves guild and listener of the dark brotherhood. I have complete control over all of Skyrim and do take joy in killing, but I will not do it unescarily.
Stranger1: "*unnecessarily
Stranger2: Same here brother, but I hang out with Companions rather than thieves guild. Oh! And don't get me wrong, I not saying I don't like hanging out with thieves like you.
Stranger2: Do you have a good relationship with the Circle?
Stranger1: "This might come as a surprise, but I was born werewolf, and yes, I know about the companions secret, expect i know everything. Also, what is your name, sister?
Stranger1: "I control it through people on the inside, but I have nothing against it and have asked for help from its operatives many a time.
Stranger1: "*hired
YOU ARE READING
~Skyrim Crack~
FanfictionThere will be one shots, a few smut and lemon here and there. But a majority will probably just retarted jokes that people may relate to. I hesitated when I said I gonna add oneshots 'cause I felt better when some people read this book for the shit...