Whiterun guard: Maybe you can enhance my sword? Dull ol' blade can't even cut butter.
Me: Butter? Wait, theRE IS BUTTER IN SKYRIM? I NEVER SAW BUTTER. WHERE IS THE BUTTER?
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~Skyrim Crack~
FanfictionThere will be one shots, a few smut and lemon here and there. But a majority will probably just retarted jokes that people may relate to. I hesitated when I said I gonna add oneshots 'cause I felt better when some people read this book for the shit...
