Now people I'm having a hard time believing what this person is saying, but it broke my heart to read what this is saying. This is one of the most Omegle chats that actually got to me. You jay continue.
By the way, I'm the 'You' person.
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Stranger: 06:57 AM
Hi
You: 06:57 AM
Hello, fellow traveler
You: 06:58 AM
What makes you walk these stray roads of the land of Omegle?
Stranger: 06:58 AM
I just look for conversation
Stranger: 06:58 AM
And you?
You: 06:59 AM
Just kiddin'. 'Nuf of the role play. Hi, how are ya'
Stranger: 06:59 AM
Things could be better
You: 06:59 AM
Oh really?
Stranger: 06:59 AM
Yes, very
You: 06:59 AM
What could make it better?
Stranger: 07:00 AM
Not having cancer would be nice
You: 07:00 AM
Dude are you serious?
Stranger: 07:00 AM
Unfortunately
You: 07:00 AM
Not even an internet bucket of ice cream would help, not even a little.
Stranger: 07:01 AM
Ah, but I'm a tough nut, ill pull through
Stranger: 07:01 AM
hopefully
You: 07:01 AM
I would say I'm sorry to hear but I know that makes everything worse.
You: 07:01 AM
Noone likes being pitied
You: 07:02 AM
Hang in there 'bud. Alright?
Stranger: 07:02 AM
Ill be fine, hopefully
Stranger: 07:03 AM
Thankfully it's not an extremely lethal type of cancer
Stranger: 07:03 AM
70% survival rate
Stranger: 07:03 AM
So gassy
You: 07:03 AM
Well, what is it then?
Stranger: 07:03 AM
Yaaay Goddammit
Stranger: 07:03 AM
That's the unfortunate part
Stranger: 07:04 AM
Testicular, hurts like a Bitch
You07:04 AM
Fuck that 30 percent of dying
You: 07:04 AM
I hate to continue this conversation topic, let's talk about something else shall we?
Stranger: 07:04 AM
Yeah, let's hope I'm not in the minority this time
Stranger: 07:05 AM
Of course
Stranger: 07:05 AM
Ever played dungeons and dragons?
You: 07:05 AM
So, where are you from?
Stranger: 07:05 AM
Canada
Stranger: 07:05 AM
But I preside in America
You: 07:05 AM
I'm from the Philippines
You: 07:06 AM
Greetings from the rice dogs
Stranger: 07:06 AM
Greetings from the moose
You: 07:06 AM
Dungeon and dragons? No, not familiar with it sadly.
Stranger: 07:07 AM
I'd love to teach you. Got a microphone?
Stranger: 07:07 AM
If you don't that's fine
You: 07:08 AM
Had enough of games that incude dungeons, thank you.
You: 07:08 AM
Said up there on the top you play skyrim?
Stranger: 07:08 AM
All the time
Stranger: 07:09 AM
And half the map on that is dungeons
You: 07:09 AM
I wish I could say that.
You: 07:09 AM
My xbox broke
Stranger: 07:09 AM
I'm so sorry
You: 07:09 AM
Say, where do play it?
Stranger: 07:09 AM
?
You: 07:09 AM
Console or PC?
Stranger: 07:10 AM
Console
You: 07:10 AM
What is the race of your dragon born?
Stranger: 07:10 AM
Khajeet
You: 07:10 AM
Mine is a Breton
Stranger: 07:11 AM
I'm a merchant/summoner
You: 07:11 AM
Do you have any of the DLC's? Sadly I don't.
Stranger: 07:11 AM
All three, I got the legendary edition
You: 07:12 AM
*cries*
You: 07:12 AM
Well, I think I have to go, dear.
Stranger: 07:12 AM
Bitch I've got cancer, you don't see me hitching
Stranger: 07:12 AM
Bye
You: 07:12 AM
But before I do, do me a small favur!
Stranger: 07:12 AM
And that is
You: 07:13 AM
Tell that cancer to fuck off, dragonborn.
YOU ARE READING
~Skyrim Crack~
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