ME: Hey, have you seen my swo-
Brynjolf: Sorry lass, I'm busy.
ME: You're fucking eating bread, you scottish twat.
YOU ARE READING
~Skyrim Crack~
FanfictionThere will be one shots, a few smut and lemon here and there. But a majority will probably just retarted jokes that people may relate to. I hesitated when I said I gonna add oneshots 'cause I felt better when some people read this book for the shit...
Tired of your shit Brynjolf.
ME: Hey, have you seen my swo-
Brynjolf: Sorry lass, I'm busy.
ME: You're fucking eating bread, you scottish twat.
