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*Hey Dragons who hate their eldest brother

*Dragons turn their heads to you*

*Hooow are ya'll doin'?!

*murmurs in dovahzul can be heard*

*Nice to hear you're-

*ALDUIN fine.

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*Hey Thalmor

*Thalmor members turn their head to you*

*Talos is a divine!

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*Sprigans being happy while giving you glances*

*You step on a flower*

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*Calls every Nord in Skyrim to a plain*

*You guys know who awesome is?

*The Thalmlor

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(Fot thoose wo choose Imperial)

*Hey Ulfric!

*Ulfric turns around*

*You lost something!

*Why thank yo-

*THE WAR

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Suck, it may be.

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