*Hey Dragons who hate their eldest brother
*Dragons turn their heads to you*
*Hooow are ya'll doin'?!
*murmurs in dovahzul can be heard*
*Nice to hear you're-
*ALDUIN fine.
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*Hey Thalmor
*Thalmor members turn their head to you*
*Talos is a divine!
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*Sprigans being happy while giving you glances*
*You step on a flower*
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*Calls every Nord in Skyrim to a plain*
*You guys know who awesome is?
*The Thalmlor
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(Fot thoose wo choose Imperial)
*Hey Ulfric!
*Ulfric turns around*
*You lost something!
*Why thank yo-
*THE WAR
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Suck, it may be.
YOU ARE READING
~Skyrim Crack~
FanficThere will be one shots, a few smut and lemon here and there. But a majority will probably just retarted jokes that people may relate to. I hesitated when I said I gonna add oneshots 'cause I felt better when some people read this book for the shit...