Kids: Dad we're bored!
Dad!Dragonborn: Do your homework.
Kids: We don't want to.
Dad!Dragonborn: FUS RO- DO YOUR HOMEWORK.
*kids fly to their room*
YOU ARE READING
~Skyrim Crack~
FanfictionThere will be one shots, a few smut and lemon here and there. But a majority will probably just retarted jokes that people may relate to. I hesitated when I said I gonna add oneshots 'cause I felt better when some people read this book for the shit...
