Me: Hey! I finnished the main quest of Skyrim!
Friend: Cool! Have you killed Miraak yet?
ME: What? Haha, no bro. I don't have that DLC
Friend: What? YOU CONSOLE PEASANT
ME: I'M SORRY
YOU ARE READING
~Skyrim Crack~
FanfictionThere will be one shots, a few smut and lemon here and there. But a majority will probably just retarted jokes that people may relate to. I hesitated when I said I gonna add oneshots 'cause I felt better when some people read this book for the shit...
