Female!Dovakiin: Hello, darling!
Vilkas: It's good to see you again, dear. *High pitch voice*
Female!Dovakiin: I need you to come with me.
Vilkas: Let's not waste anytime *Le sexy low voice.*
Female!Dovakiin: I knew I should have married FARKAS.
YOU ARE READING
~Skyrim Crack~
FanfictionThere will be one shots, a few smut and lemon here and there. But a majority will probably just retarted jokes that people may relate to. I hesitated when I said I gonna add oneshots 'cause I felt better when some people read this book for the shit...