Dragon: Prepare to meet your doo- WTF!?
Dragonborn: What?
Dargon: Dovakiin, what are you wearing?!
Dragomborn: Uhhhh... Dragon bone armor?
Dragon: That plain disgusting man.
YOU ARE READING
~Skyrim Crack~
FanficThere will be one shots, a few smut and lemon here and there. But a majority will probably just retarted jokes that people may relate to. I hesitated when I said I gonna add oneshots 'cause I felt better when some people read this book for the shit...
