Female companions: FARKAS AND VILKAS ARE SO HOT!
Female assasins: OH MY SITHIS, CICERO IS BAE.
Female Imperials: HADVAR MARRY ME!!!
Female Stormcloaks: OM MY! RALOF YOU'RE SO FREAKIN HOOOT!!!
Female thieves: OH, BRNJOLF YOUR ACCENT IS SO SEXY!!!
Girls from Markarth: FIST ME AGRISSS!!!
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Me: Erik the Slayer?
Everybody: NO.
YOU ARE READING
~Skyrim Crack~
FanficThere will be one shots, a few smut and lemon here and there. But a majority will probably just retarted jokes that people may relate to. I hesitated when I said I gonna add oneshots 'cause I felt better when some people read this book for the shit...
