Bandit 1: Hey.
Bandit 2: What?
Bandit 1: Is that the guy who just killed a dragon and sucked it's soul?
Bandit 2: Yeeeeeaaaahhhhh.....
Bandit 1: ...
Bandit 2: ...
Bandit 1 & 2: LET'S MUG HIM.
YOU ARE READING
~Skyrim Crack~
FanfictionThere will be one shots, a few smut and lemon here and there. But a majority will probably just retarted jokes that people may relate to. I hesitated when I said I gonna add oneshots 'cause I felt better when some people read this book for the shit...
