BEWARE! I am Stranger 2 and He is Stranger 1! THIS IS RATED M PEOPLE.
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You're now talking to a random stranger, say hi!
Stranger2: Greetings, fellow Nord
Stranger1: "Ahoy.
Stranger2: Hello~
Stranger1: "Do you want to have sex with me?
Stranger2: What the Sithis?
Stranger2: Jussssstt whyyyy
Stranger2: Would you have sex with a Breton?
Stranger1: "What??
Stranger1: "Not Sithis.
Stranger1: "Dibella.
Stranger2: I phrase Sithis :3
Stranger1: "If you can appreciate that sort of ideal, to have pleasure course through you, to the point where you can't help but cry out...
Stranger1: otMessage","Phrase Sithis?
Stranger1: "Interesting phrase.
Stranger2: Oops
Stranger1: "Dohoho
Stranger2: Follower of Sithis I mean :4
Stranger2: :3
Stranger1: "Mhm. I understand.
Stranger2: Question?
Stranger1: "I am an old, wise wizard of Dibella. My beard is flecked with knowledge and experience.
Stranger1: "And I'd love to undress you and make you squirm with yummy feelings.
Stranger1: "*poooof*
Stranger2: 0///0. Okay, that's just plain embarrassing!
Stranger1: "Heheh, just kiiiiidding, Breton. I am that khajiit from before, only doing illusion magic.
Stranger1: "I'm not quite that old, mrowll.
Stranger2: Ohhh
Stranger2: I am remember you :3
Stranger2: *I remember you
Stranger1: "(and I'm not with Dibella, for the record. Not to say I oppose Dibella either. Sometimes a heavy petting session is just the thing this khajiit needs. ;3)
Stranger2: Oooh
Stranger2: But what you said was really embarrassing to listen to 0///0
Stranger1: "Heheh, sometimes a giggle is what this kitty needs too. =p
Stranger2: Hehe. So how are you, fellow Khajiit?
Stranger1: "Making you feel warm and a bit aroused... It does feel good, doesn't it?
Stranger1: "Think of it as a nice feeling gift. In exchange for COUGH
Stranger1: "a lot of gold.
Stranger1: "That's in my pocket now. =3
Stranger1: "And I'm gooood.
Stranger1: otMessage","How are you?
Stranger2: I'm good.
Stranger2: And please stop with the Dibella thing? It's quiet embarrassing, really.
Stranger1: "Very well. Hmm. This kitty is wondering if you've ever experienced tonal based magic before.
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~Skyrim Crack~
FanfictionThere will be one shots, a few smut and lemon here and there. But a majority will probably just retarted jokes that people may relate to. I hesitated when I said I gonna add oneshots 'cause I felt better when some people read this book for the shit...
