(Y/n) started the conversation
(Y/n)
I really need to use the bathroomVenti has joined
Jean has joinedVenti
did you make a whole groupchat just to say thatDiluc has joined
(Y/n)
YesJean
Hello.(Y/n)
HelpKaeya has joined
Kaeya
What's wrong ?(Y/n)
God I feel like I'm going to explodeJean
Did Klee do something?!Venti
poor Klee getting blamed immediatelyDiluc
Please use the bathroom(Y/n)
Shut I can't think when you speakDiluc
I'm not speaking at all thoughVenti
but you areDiluc
I'm not.Kaeya
Stop antagonizing poor (y/n) and let her think in peaceDiluc
What the fuckLisa has joined
Lisa
Hello cuties ❤️(Y/n)
Suddenly I feel better nowJean
Welcome Lisa.Diluc
I should be getting back to businessKaeya
The business of what?
Mulling over your lost profits for the month after you banned me from the tavern?Diluc
I assure you my pockets are no less heavy without you causing a fuss at angels shareVenti
woahhh Kaeya got banned lmao imagineDiluc
He wouldn't stop getting into fights with (y/n) and it was causing issues with the other guests
Also it was a suspension, not a ban
He'll live till three more weeks(Y/n)
NO
YOU DONT UNDERSTAND
IT WAS SATIRE
ME AND KAEYA WEREN'T ACTUALLY FIGHTINGVenti
🫢Kaeya
Yeah we were just goofing aroundDiluc
This is why (y/n) is suspended for an extra week more then Kaeya.(Y/n)
I'm sorry your patrons are weak
Also have fun finding the surprise I left for youDiluc
What(Y/n)
So actually the reason I created this was because I was tired of always
texting you fools one on one (not you, Jean and Lisa 😍)
I did invite more people but then again it is 4:30 AM they're probably still asleepKaeya
You gave them the decency to rest a bit more but for me you shook me till I woke up?
Wtf(Y/n)
It's cause you're my favorite so I wanted you to witness the birth of this chat, obviouslyVenti
I thought I was your favorite????Kaeya
I'm going back to bedJean
Make sure to wake up on time for our meeting at 7:00 sharp! Have a good rest, Kaeya!(Y/n)
Please
Take your own advice
Go to sleepJean
I assure you I am well rested.Lisa
You should take a nap dearJean
I'm fine, really.Venti
idk about you guys but I'm ready to do something(Y/n)
I don't care what it is let me join youAmber joined the chat
Amber
Hi everyone!!!Amber
Oh poo I joined too late everyone's gone
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FanfictionIn a world where Teyvat has phones, (y/n), the knights of favonius's interrogator, starts a bit of mischief. She/her pronouns will be used, and (y/n) is an adult. This is for the most part a silly little textfic to have fun with so a bit of oocness...