Rap Harbor
(Y/n)
I love you
Hu Hu
Who is this referring to?
(Y/n)
Wait I sent this to the wrong place
But if you must know
Only the best performer I've ever laid my eyes on
Opera
There's more then one performer in here you know
(Y/n)
WAIT
I'm so sorry
Rockstar
I think that was meant for me
I had seen (y/n) and gave her one of my old
Guitar picks
Hu Hu
WAIT WHAT
WHERE ARE YOU GUYS???
(Y/n)
I'm in Liyue again
Hu Hu
AND I WASNT INFORMED?!?!
Bookboy
The atrocity!
Chongyun
:(
Bookboy
Yeah hit her with that guilt!
(Y/n)
I was going to visit I promise 🦭
Hu Hu
When, in the next 300 years??
Jueyun Chili Pepper
HOW DARE YOU
(Y/n)
Oh hello Xiangling
Jueyun Chili Pepper
How come Xinyan gets to see you first
😡
Rockstar
😟
Hu Hu
What I'm saying!
(Y/n)
LOOK I WASN'T EXPECTING TO BUMP INTO HER SO SOON
But
Surprise!!!
I'm here!
Hu Hu
Wangsheng Funeral Parlor.
Now.
Bookboy
Oh nah (Y/n) is gonna be sent packing
Chongyun
May she rest in piece
Peace*
Bookboy
I'll help pay for the coffin
(Y/n)
WHAT
WHY
Hu Hu
Don't be shy
Chongyun
If your spirit cannot pass on, have no fear,
For I will exorcise you
(Y/n)
DONT DO THAT
I WILL NOT BE EXORCISED
I WONT BE NEEDING A COFFIN
AND I WONT BE GOING TO WANGSHENG FUNERAL PARLOR
Jueyun Chili Pepper
It's surprising to see Chongyun feed into the bit like this
Opera
I'm also noticing how Xinyan conveniently disappeared
Chongyun
What bit
Hu Hu
I'm not letting Xinyan off the hook either but
First things first.
(Y/n) you are coming to Wangsheng or I will sniff you out myself
YOU ARE READING
Hijinks Genshin x Fem Reader
FanfictionIn a world where Teyvat has phones, (y/n), the knights of favonius's interrogator, starts a bit of mischief. She/her pronouns will be used, and (y/n) is an adult. This is for the most part a silly little textfic to have fun with so a bit of oocness...
