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Hijinks Genshin x Fem Reader

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In a world where Teyvat has phones, (y/n), the knights of favonius's interrogator, starts a bit of mischief. She/her pronouns will be used, and (y/n) is an adult. This is for the most part a silly little textfic to have fun with so a bit of oocness...

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Bippity Boppity Boo
Diluc
Did you HAVE to throw that report at me
(Y/n)
Did you HAVE to catch it with your face?
Venti
oh man I wish I could've seen that
Amber 
Wait if you two were in the same room why are you texting 
Diluc
Afterwards she ran out 
(Y/n)
Yeah I won't lie the amount of speed I gained surprised even me
Look I just didn't wanna become a part of your rotisserie collection
Diluc
Would you stop
Amber 
What does that even mean 
Kaeya 
You guys would not believe the day I had
Funniest shit happened 
Amber
What was it
Kaeya 
I saw (Y/n) running as if she was being chased by the fatui and ended up tripping over a whole wheelbarrow 
💀💀💀
Diluc 
Wow
Amber 
I wouldn't condone talking bad about others anyways but 
She's right here
Kaeya
I JUST READ UP SO THATS WHAT HAPENENHANAHAHH
(Y/n)
I WILL MARCH RIGHT BACK TO THAT PIECE OF SHIT ON WHEELS AND SMACK IT UPSIDE YOUR HEAD
THIS IS WHY YOU ARE BITCHLESS
FRIENDLESS TOO 
I WILL CRACK YOU LIKE A GLOWSTICK 
YOU WILL RUE THE DAY YOU WERE BORN
Amber
Want a sticky honey roast (y/n) 
(Y/n)
Yes.
Amber
I'm waiting at good hunters right now 
(Y/n)
🏃‍♀️
Kaeya
Make sure you don't trip again on your way 
(Y/n) renamed Kaeya to Pissbaby 
Pissbaby
Wtf 
(Y/n) 
Amber I'm almost there 😍😍
Amber
I'm keeping the food warm!
Pissbaby
Don't ignore me
Why 
Diluc
Seems fitting to me 

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Bippity Boppity Boo 
Venti
I really wanted to make soup but I blew up the stovetop 
(Y/n) 
How did you do that
Venti
 its complicated 
not to mention just a few hours ago this old man started screaming at me 
all because I played something a bit more risky 🙄
like oh im sorry is this devil music too much for your ears??
(Y/n) 
Me personally 
I would've decked him 
Venti 
would you have hid the body 
(Y/n) 
I didn't Say tHat I KILLED HIM DAUGK
Venti
Im just saying, as a worker for the city he would've filed a complaint
leading you to being fired 
the only option is to kill and make sure the body is never found
(Y/n) 
YOU SOUND LIKE YOU HAVE EXPERIENCE
Venti
HABAHAHHHAHAHAH 
no 
I dont 
(Y/n) 
I DONT BRLIEVE YOU 
 Venti
SINCE WHEN DID YOU START PLAYING HOLY SAINT 
ACTING AS IF YOU NEVER DONE ANYTHING ILLEGAL BEFORE 
(Y/n) 
Oh yeah you right my bad 
Damn I'm glad Rosaria evicted herself cause 💀 
Venti
NOT YOU THINKING YOU WERENT ALREADY ON HER WATCHLIST HABABAHAHAH
(Y/n)
YOU NEVER KNOW
but damn if i am 😮‍💨
Venti
absolutELY NOT
(Y/n)
WHAT 
AM I NOT ALLOWED 
TO HAVE ANYTHING ANYMORE
Venti
OH SHIT THE STOVETOP STARTED CATCHING ON FIRE AGAIN
(Y/n)
Fly high venti. 
Venti
NOO NOOO DONT SAY THWT
HELP 
THE RUG IM USING ON IT CAUGHT ON FIRE TOO
(Y/n)
RUG.....???!.,... 
BABE USE FUCKING WATER
Venti
I DONT HAVE THAT
(Y/n)
SPIT ON IT IDK 
Albedo
I recommend using dirt if you have nothing else
(Y/n)
WHY ARE YOU AWAKE AT 2:00 AM
Venti
DOES IT MATTER WHY HE JUST SAVED MY LIFE
(Y/n)
DID YOU PUT IT OUT
Venti
YEAH
(Y/n) 
Aww man
Venti
DONT AWW MAN ME
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