(Y/n) started the conversation
(Y/n)
I really need to use the bathroom
Venti has joined
Jean has joined
Venti
did you make a whole groupchat just to say that
Diluc has joined
(Y/n)
Yes
Jean
Hello.
(Y/n)
Help
Kaeya has joined
Kaeya
What's wrong ?
(Y/n)
God I feel like I'm going to explode
Jean
Did Klee do something?!
Venti
poor Klee getting blamed immediately
Diluc
Please use the bathroom
(Y/n)
Shut I can't think when you speak
Diluc
I'm not speaking at all though
Venti
but you are
Diluc
I'm not.
Kaeya
Stop antagonizing poor (y/n) and let her think in peace
Diluc
What the fuck
Lisa has joined
Lisa
Hello cuties ❤️
(Y/n)
Suddenly I feel better now
Jean
Welcome Lisa.
Diluc
I should be getting back to business
Kaeya
The business of what?
Mulling over your lost profits for the month after you banned me from the tavern?
Diluc
I assure you my pockets are no less heavy without you causing a fuss at angels share
Venti
woahhh Kaeya got banned lmao imagine
Diluc
He wouldn't stop getting into fights with (y/n) and it was causing issues with the other guests
Also it was a suspension, not a ban
He'll live till three more weeks
(Y/n)
NO
YOU DONT UNDERSTAND
IT WAS SATIRE
ME AND KAEYA WEREN'T ACTUALLY FIGHTING
Venti
🫢
Kaeya
Yeah we were just goofing around
Diluc
This is why (y/n) is suspended for an extra week more then Kaeya.
(Y/n)
I'm sorry your patrons are weak
Also have fun finding the surprise I left for you
Diluc
What
(Y/n)
So actually the reason I created this was because I was tired of always
texting you fools one on one (not you, Jean and Lisa 😍)
I did invite more people but then again it is 4:30 AM they're probably still asleep
Kaeya
You gave them the decency to rest a bit more but for me you shook me till I woke up?
Wtf
(Y/n)
It's cause you're my favorite so I wanted you to witness the birth of this chat, obviously
Venti
I thought I was your favorite????
Kaeya
I'm going back to bed
Jean
Make sure to wake up on time for our meeting at 7:00 sharp! Have a good rest, Kaeya!
(Y/n)
Please
Take your own advice
Go to sleep
Jean
I assure you I am well rested.
Lisa
You should take a nap dear
Jean
I'm fine, really.
Venti
idk about you guys but I'm ready to do something
(Y/n)
I don't care what it is let me join you
Amber joined the chat
Amber
Hi everyone!!!
Amber
Oh poo I joined too late everyone's gone
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FanfictionIn a world where Teyvat has phones, (y/n), the knights of favonius's interrogator, starts a bit of mischief. She/her pronouns will be used, and (y/n) is an adult. This is for the most part a silly little textfic to have fun with so a bit of oocness...
