Hijinks Genshin x Fem Reader

Green Blue Red

Bippity Boppity Boo

Amber
I just made the tastiest grilled fish ever
It is to die for

Fischl
In prospect, I truly wish to know how one made such a meal
The sweet and savory taste of each morsel from
My own making is truly unmatched
If this fish is to live up to its predecessors in its lifetime,
One would be blessed to be bestowed upon such information!

Amber
What

Mona
Thought you didn't eat or
Whatever it is you said to me last week

Barbara
Is this your way of saying you want a taste?
I'm with Amber right now
It's really good, come over!

Fischl
I shall
Take my stride
To
There

Snoggle
Wtf
That ain't right

Mona
I did a whole double take 💀

Fischl
LOOK I CANT THINK OF EVERYTHING ALL THE TIME

Mona
I
YEAH
BUT
USUALLY YOU SPEAK IN PARAGRAPHS

Fischl
IM SORRY IM LITERALLY TYPING WHILE WALKING
I CANT DO THIS AND THAT AT THE SAME TIME
YOU ARE ALL GONNA MAKE ME TRIP AND BUST MY ASS

Snoggle
I dutifully apologize, mein fraulein
It was not of our intention to purposely misguide your walking habits.
I extend the highest of courtesy to the one and only,
and I hope you can begin to just, fathom accepting my gratitude
and expression of regret.
for one such as I could not begin to live without seeing one's words
twist so eloquently in the way they do,
forbidding outsiders from knowing one's true intentions.

Mona
I SNORTED

Fischl
AH YES, MY LOYAL ATTENDANT AND MOST
HONORABLE CHARGE, (Y/N)
AS MUCH AS I, THE PRINZESSIN DER VERURTEILUNG APPRECIATE THE SENTIMENT AND FLATTERY
STOP.

Barbara
I forgot to mention that we also have a cold cut platter

Mona
Room for one more?

Amber
Anyone can join I don't mind

Snoggle
I'd join but Albedo just asked me to put some liquid shit on the shelves
in his office for him

Amber
Darn 😔

Barbara
Oh! If Jean is there say hello to her for me
If it isn't too much of a hassle

Snoggle
Jean is in this chat
Why not just say hello here

Barbara
Uh

Fischl
I have graced such an abode with my glorious presence!
Feast, for we only have one spirit to live life with!

Mona
🏃‍♀️ food
Food 🥘 food

Albedo
I'm sorry
I never asked you to put anything in my office
What are you talking about

Snoggle
What

Barbara
😟

Amber
Aw (y/n) you don't need to make excuses
I didn't want to force you to come it was just offered

Snoggle
WAIT
ALBEDO 4.WTF SRE .YOU TALIIJG . .8ANTI

Mona
Girl got caught so hard she started speaking in decimal

Snoggle
IM CONFUSED
I DIDNT LIE

Barbara
It's ok

Snoggle
🧐⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️

Fischl
Such incriminating evidence, a word against a word
If I had shifted my eyepatch to my other eye I could've seen the
Deceit laying within her messages!

Albedo
💀

Snoggle
ALBITCHDO
YOU LITERALLY WALKED UP TO ME
AND HANDED ME A BOX OF YOUR CHEMICAL SHIT
CYLINDERS N LIQUID LOOKING STUFF
AND TOLD ME TO PUT IT UP
IM DOING THAT LITERALLY RIGNT NOW

Albedo
What exactly are the contents of the box
(Y/n) this is important

Mona
Wtf we don't need to hear about your toys

Albedo
Excuse me

Amber
MONA

Mona
WHAT 
ITS TRUE
NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR IT

Snoggle
GREEN
BLUE
YELLOW
RED
MORE GREEN

Mona
WHAT ARE YOU DOING

Snoggle
DO I LOOK LIKE A ROCKET SCIENTIST
I DONT KNOW ANY OF THESE COMPONENTS
IM LISTING OFF THE COLORS I SEE

Albedo
Oh my god (y/n)
Look I 🗣️
Are you in my office right now?

Snoggle
Yessir

Albedo
Stay put

Mona
🤢

Barbara
What's with the face

Snoggle
Now that I think about it
Albedo was acting like
More devious then usual

Amber
OH NAH
NOT THAT BITCH

Mona
DEVIOUS 💀💀💀

Albedo
(Y/n) I'm coming

Mona
🤢

Barbara
Again?

Snoggle
Well now I'm just confused
And scared
Jk no I'm not just confused 😐

Albedo
I'll explain everything in person

Mona
Actually I'll join
I already had my fill anyways

Amber
You took five bites..

Mona
Why were you counting

Snoggle
So who was gonna tell me Albedo had a super secret evil twin whopperflower
🤨

Sucrose
Wtf