In a world where Teyvat has phones, (y/n), the knights of favonius's interrogator, starts a bit of mischief.
She/her pronouns will be used, and (y/n) is an adult.
This is for the most part a silly little textfic to have fun with so a bit of oocness...
Snoggle Same here, you think the Angel's share has openings?
Diluc No.
Venti damn didn't even get to an interview
Kaeya Why not 😿
Diluc You two would just goof off and steal wine.
Snoggle So the job doesn't offer free samples? Ew nvm then
Diluc WHAT BAR DOES????
Kaeya What ever shall we do (Y/n)? It's so hard to get a stable income around here
Venti youre telling me
Diluc What the fuck Ok Why do you even want new jobs Not that getting out of the knights isn't music to my ears but...
Snoggle AND YET YOU WONT TAKE US? Fine, the reason we wanna quit is cause of the training we did today
Diluc ...
Aether 🙄 I literally oversaw it It wasn't that bad
Kaeya Poor (Y/n) almost passed out from heat exhaustion! Don't treat this lightly
Snoggle Exactly! I was suffering, in a perpetual state of agony, I almost went blind, I lost my taste hearing and the ability to read
Aether Wouldn't the reading come with the blindness?
Kaeya No use mulling over the details, it was so tragic my heart almost Stopped out of concern
Diluc You two together is the worst thing to ever happen
Venti I think it's hilarious
Diluc Let's not even start when you're thrown into the mix, bard.
Venti 😟
Snoggle My only respite, the one thing to keep me going Was the sip of water Kaeya offered after mugging a rando for their cup
Aether THE RANDO IN QUESTION WAS ME
Kaeya Thank you for your service honorary knight!
Aether Don't even try to flatter me eyepatch. Out there wondering why you suddenly ran up to me and stole my shit
Kaeya Have a heart!
Diluc So what I'm hearing is you two were just underprepared
Snoggle Drinking that shit after what felt like hours of dehydration Was the holy grail.
Diluc .. I'm putting you on life watch so you don't Accidentally kill yourself
Snoggle Oh please any death of mine is no accident We all know I'm never dying till I'm taken out by force
Mona I regret telling you your fortune that one time
Diluc Regardless, If you try and find a new job I am absolutely not hiring.
Kaeya 😢
Snoggle Don't you mean
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Venti 💀💀💀
Kaeya How dare you
Jean What's all this about leaving the knights?? If you two want to go, that is alright.. the last thing I want to do is keep you here against your will but If there is anything I can do to make you both stay I'd like to know as soon as possible You two are very valued in the knights and Klee would be sad To see you go 💔
Snoggle JEAN JEAN JEAN NO NO NO N N WE WE WERE KIDDING IT WAS A TRICK A JOKE A RUSE
