Hijinks Genshin x Fem Reader

Snoggle

Bippity Boppity Boo

Lisa
I've been meaning to ask, why is the groupchat's name
Bippity Boppity Boo?

(Y/n)
Because meeting you all is like Mafia
Magic*

Barbara
Mafia..

Amber
I'm
Ngl that explanation still doesn't make sense
Like what does that have to do with those words

(Y/n)
That's a good question
I just wanted an excuse to let y'all know I love you ig

Albedo
I'm so glad we are like a Mafia to you

Mona
My word

(Y/n)
STOP
I MEANT MAGIC

Amber
Awww we love you too
Even if we are a part of your mafia now

(Y/n)
Yknow what this means I'm the boss

Barbara
I don't condone this 😰

(Y/n)
WHAT WHY

Amber
Well Jean is technically already our boss

Albedo
That is correct, I'd say she would be our leader here too, no?

(Y/n)
HOLD ON NOW
I WANNA BE THE LEADER 🙁

Barbara
What I meant was I don't condone this mafia
Id actually rather not take part in your little magic cult

Mona
That is true my reputation would be ruined if it got out that I was partaking in such
Brutish affairs
Though if (y/n) is running it I hardly doubt we'd be doing anything too harmful

Lisa
Oh my, I stepped out for one minute to brew some tea and this is what I come back to?

Pissbaby
Have you met (y/n)?
If she was in charge she would land all of us in jail
Oh I forgot this was my name

Mona
💀💀💀💀💀
I didn't realize you were into that sort of thing

Pissbaby changed Pissbaby's name to Kaeya
(Y/n) changed Kaeya's name to Kaeyea

Mona
(Y/N) 😭😭😭

Albedo
That's rough buddy

Kaeyea changed (Y/n)'s Name to Snoggle

Amber
Lord do i even want to ask

Snoggle
WTF IS A SNOGGLE

Kaeyea
Its an Interpretation of the sounds you make when sleeping

Snoggle
HOW WOULD YOU KNOW WHAT SOUNDS I MAKE

Kaeya
You're loud

Snoggle
No I ABSOLUTELY AM NOT

Mona
I think she's pretty quiet for someone so loud when awake

Amber
Yeah I have to agree with Mona there

Kaeyea
Ah
Busted
Wait how do you both know that

Albedo
I know as well

Sucrose
If i may add..
i do too but thats because i was in the same room

Albedo
She fell asleep when i was explaining the alchemical structure of geodes in dragonspine

Sucrose
It was very fascinating mr albedo

Snoggle
Yeah sorry about that i had a long day
Pretty sure that was the day a treasure hoarder tried to roundhouse kick me in the face
But they missed
They missed so hard they fell off a cliff
They are fine now though
At least physically

Barbara
I admit, if its still relevant, i could back up (y/n)'s claims of not snoring,
She was conked out in the church one day while i was attending to her injuries from something

Kaeyea
Wow

Snoggle
Out here getting the whole gang to back me up
Must feel sad
Wolfrun

Amber
Who is that

Snoggle
Nothing

Kaeyea changed Kaeyea's name to Kaeya

Kaeya
Gotta go 🕺

Mona
Is no one going to ask about the treasure hoarder story??

Lisa
I trust our cutie has her reasons