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Hijinks Genshin x Fem Reader

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In a world where Teyvat has phones, (y/n), the knights of favonius's interrogator, starts a bit of mischief. She/her pronouns will be used, and (y/n) is an adult. This is for the most part a silly little textfic to have fun with so a bit of oocness...

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Domain Go Boom

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Bippity Boppity Boo
Snoggle
Why on Teyvat DID YOU DO THAT 
Aether
In my defense I didn't think it would do anything
Snoggle
MY HAIR IS SINGED AND MY CLOTHES REEK STILL 
Aether
I'm sorry (y/n) 
But
You gotta admit
It was kinda funny 
Venti
oh? 
what happened? 
Snoggle
Aether really wanted 
To go on an expedition with me 
When I told him I was going to be investigating something 
Aether
It was mostly Paimon asking tbh
Snoggle
Idgaf
Anyways 
I let him come because I am such a good person 
Kaeya
Debatable
Aether
Absolutely not 
Snoggle
And we ended up in a domain, except there was a specific lever
Aether was told not to touch
Venti
and he touched it
Snoggle
AND HE TOUCHED IT
Lisa
Oh dear, that sounds awful
Do you want to come over for some tea to relax the nerves? 
Snoggle
Awww Lisa I would love to but IM STILL STINKY FROM THE ASH AND FIRE 
Lisa
Maybe next time ❤️
Snoggle
☹️
Fuck you Aether
You are the reason an entire mitachurl landed ass first on my face
Aether
The explosion was cool though
Albedo
I LOVE EXPLOSIONS 
KLEE WANTS TO SEE
Sucrose
Not again
Snoggle
NO
NO MORE EXPLOSIONS 
Kaeya
If it makes you feel any better
I had a great day today
Snoggle
How 
Is that supposed to make me feel better
Kaeya
By knowing your gorgeous roomie is in high spirits
Doesn't that make you want to be happy too?
Snoggle
I'm spending the night at the dawn winery. 
Venti
OOH
I WANNA DO THAT TOO
Diluc
I'd let (y/n) stay over but thats it.
Venti
Poo
Aether
What about me
What if I wanna sleep over at the dawn winery
Snoggle
Why so you can explode it too?
Aether
NO
Kaeya
Now why would you want to go all that way when my house is so close? 
Aether
I've never been to your house
Kaeya
I'm not talking to you
Aether
💀
Venti
lmfao
Kaeya
As much as I would enjoy the company, 
Again I have no room 
Due to a certain someone
Snoggle
NO NO BE MY GUEST AETHER
MY HOUSE IS YOUR HOUSE
COME ON OVER ANY TIME YOU LIKE I DONT MIND AT ALL 
EVEN WHEN IM NOT THERE
AND AT THE WINERY 
FAR FAR AWAY
and if you find any levers make sure to pull them! 
Maybe you'll find a fun surprise! 
Kaeya
WHAT 
Aether
Aww you are so kind! 
Diluc
Do I need to prepare a room..?
Kaeya
NO 
(Y/N) 
Snoggle
Yes, please do 
Would you also have someone draw me a bath while you're at it? 
Diluc
Will do
Venti
PRINCESS TREATMENT 
are you sure i can't come over :( 
Diluc
Very. 
Kaeya
Fine then
If you're headed to the Dawn Winery then I'll 
Just have to go over there too 
Aether
Visiting would be fun, I might join 
Venti
👨‍🦯
Snoggle
NAH 
STOP FOLLOWING ME
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