Bippity Boppity Boo
Amber
I'm so glad everyone is safe!
Jean
Me too, I feel I can finally rest easy now
Snoggle
What
What happened
Kaeya
Such a shame you couldn't witness it (Y/n)
Snoggle
Shut up low knees.
Kaeya
Ouch 😢
Amber
Dvalin is no longer attacking Mondstadt
Venti
ok he literally was poisoned
that was hardly Dvalin attacking Mond
but you are right i'm glad it's over
Kaeya
Interesting of you to defend that claim
Venti
shut up low knees
Snoggle
This is why you are my favorite Venti
Venti
I thought kaeya was your favorite 🙄
Snoggle
That... was a lapse in judgement
I'm so sorry for whatever I said earlier
You will always be number 1
Kaeya
Moving your things to the porch immediately
Snoggle
STOP
Aether
I wont lie I am conked out
I wish to take a nap for another 500 years
Snoggle
Another 💀
Aether
Look
Amber
(Y/n) I took pictures for you!
I'll send them in dms
Snoggle
THANJ YOU AMBER I LOVE YOU AMBER
Barbara
Where did you go exactly?
I wanted to ask but you weren't online as much recently
Snoggle
I got a mini job in Liyue that I had to take care of
I can't disclose the details
Jean
Yes, please don't.
Snoggle
But trust I looked super cool doing it
Barbara
Oh!
Kaeya
It's ok that you missed a monumental part in Mondstadt's growth, (y/n)! Maybe next time!
Snoggle
I will choke you in your sleep
Kaeya
👀
That's kinda..
Diluc
I do not want to even begin to think about the implications you are implying
Venti
yeah Kaeya keep it to yourself
🍺 😍
Jean
I'd hate to
Interrupt.
But there will be a celebratory party held in front of the church
Everyone can come, it'll be on Friday
Snoggle
I'M COMING BACK SATURDYA WHAT
Venti
💀
Kaeya
🦧
Diluc
The knights...
Always so
Snoggle
Inefficient 😡
Diluc
Inefficient
Oh
Amber
STOP CONVERTING HER WE NEED HER HERE
Jean
Oh! I'm so sorry I hadn't seen that detail,
In that case I will be moving the date back to Sunday,
I deeply apologize (y/n)
Barbara
The Lord's day...
Venti
I think I hear the Lord saying he wants to party
Aether
Crazy
How do you figure?
Diluc
I have work to do.
Goodbye everyone
Aether
Paimon is tugging on my sleeve saying she really wants some food I gtg too
Snoggle
Tell her no tf
Aether
I can't
EXCUSE ME?
SINCE WHEN WERE YOU PAIMONS MOTHER
ILL HAVE YOU KNOW PAIMON HAS FOUR STOMACHES
AND NONE OF THEM NEED TO BE FILLED BY YOUR OPINION
IF YOU DIDNT LACK THE BRAINCELLS TO COMPREHEND PAIMON
YOU WOULD UNDERSTAND PAIMONS TURMOILS
Kaeya
HELP ???
Venti
KAEYA IS LAUGHING TOO DAMN HARD RIGHT NOW
HE IS SHAKING THE ENTIRE TABLE
Snoggle
WAIT YALL ARE TOGETHER????!,
ALSO MAYBE ID UNDERSTAND PAIMON IF PAIMON HAD BRAINCELLS HERSELF
Aether
PAIMON WILL BE GIVING YOU AN UGLY NICKNAME
Kaeya
IM GONNA
Aether
Shitty Gambler
😥
Snoggle
I've been called worse by the people I actually gamble against
Kaeya
HUH
LIKE WHAT
Venti
(y/n) come live with me i'll treat you right 😓
keep you away from the casinos and shit
Snoggle
I'VE NEVER EVEN SEEN YOUR HOME
ALSO YOU NEVER EXPLAINED WHY YOU TWO WERE HANGING OUT
Venti
its more like kaeya wont leave me alone
rather then us actually hanging out
Kaeya
Hey now putting it that way makes it sound bad
Snoggle
Idk man it
Kinda is
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Hijinks Genshin x Fem Reader
FanfictionIn a world where Teyvat has phones, (y/n), the knights of favonius's interrogator, starts a bit of mischief. She/her pronouns will be used, and (y/n) is an adult. This is for the most part a silly little textfic to have fun with so a bit of oocness...
