Hijinks Genshin x Fem Reader

Liyue harbors nerds

Rap Harbor

(Y/n) was added to the groupchat

(Y/n)
Woah whats this

Hu Hu
I thought you might be someone who would like to be here!

Chongyun
You didn't even ask before bringing them here?

Hu Hu
I saw it in her eyes
She wanted to be here
Besides she's going back to Mondstadt in a few days
I had to find a way to keep her in touch!

(Y/n)
Ok well I know Hu Hu is Hu Tao
But I'm not recognizing anyone else
Is that old dude in here?
The one with the dusty brown suit

Hu Hu
No he isn't
This gc is for the cool people only

Chongyun
Apologies for not introducing myself earlier
I am Chongyun, an exorcist

(Y/n)
I am (Y/n)
I am also an exorcist
But for the living

Chongyun
What
What does that mean

(Y/n)
Just kidding I'm the knights of favonius's official interrogator 💀
Boring ass job if you ask me
They always start crying and spilling w a y too much five minutes in

Jueyun Chili Pepper
That's kinda scary
😟

Rockstar
Oh! How neat

Chongyun
What does this have to do with exorcism?

Hu Hu
That was a bit. 💀 (< my customers)

Chongyun
What

(Y/n)
Sometimes I forget to adjust my humor depending on the audience.
Let's start over
I am (Y/n)
An interrogator for the knights
I am 100% nice and I've never tortured anyone i promise

Hu Hu
I don't believe you...

(Y/n)
YOU AREN'T HELPING

Rockstar
No worries!
I believe you, Hu Tao wouldn't have invited someone she thought was dangerous,
and I don't judge
I'm Xinyan nice to meet you

(Y/n)
Omg wait
Aren't you that like
Rock and roll person

Rockstar
Yep! That's me!

(Y/n)
WAIT
I LOVE YOUR MUSIC

Jueyun Chili Pepper
I can't believe it
Hu Tao actually invited someone with taste

Hu Hu
I told you I had an eye for these things

Rockstar
Aww really?
I don't hear many people saying that sort of thing

(Y/n)
I apologize on the people's behalf for being stupid then

Rockstar
It's just their tastes, can't help it
But still, thank you for taking an interest in my music regardless!

(Y/n)
No thank YOU for blessing my ears

Jueyun Chili Pepper
Are we still on introductions?

(Y/n)
Yes
There's still like a few people I don't know here

Jueyun Chili Pepper
Well I'm Xiangling!
I'm a chef
My favorite place is the chicken
Chicken
Chicken
Kitchen
Sorry autocarrot
Autocorrect

(Y/n)
The name makes sense now

Bookboy
I am Xingqiu

(Y/n)
Where did you come from

Bookboy
I came from the Feiyun Commerce guild of course

(Y/n)
Thats not what i meant

Bookboy
I know
I was just reading till i saw i had notifications here

(Y/n)
I know im in no place to ask considering my past transgressions
But whats up with the gc name

Hu Hu
We rap battle

Chongyun
No 'we' dont
Its just you and Xingqiu
And its poetry

Hu Hu
Same thing

Opera
So sorry I was practicing my latest song
and i just finished scrolling up

(Y/n)
Hello thre

Hu Hu
Thre

(Y/n)
Thre.

Opera
My name is Yunjin, I hope you liked it here in Liyue!

(Y/n)
I did
I might end up visiting again
Either from my job or of my own free will im not sure which one yet

Hu Hu
That's good! Great even!
Before you go I might just drag you along
And make you visit everyone here in person

(Y/n)
Xinyan first please 🙏

Rockstar
That's so sweet

Jueyun Chili Pepper
Can we keep her

Hu Hu
Oh I'll make sure of that
Hopefully in the next 80 or so years

(Y/n)
😥
Girlie gonna put me down under in her 100's

Hu Hu
As old as I gotta be

Bookboy
Say
How much do you like gaslighting

(Y/n)
Gaslighting isn't real
You are crazy

Bookboy
Perfect

Chongyun
I don't feel safe.