In a world where Teyvat has phones, (y/n), the knights of favonius's interrogator, starts a bit of mischief.
She/her pronouns will be used, and (y/n) is an adult.
This is for the most part a silly little textfic to have fun with so a bit of oocness...
Fischl May I bestow upon (y/n) with a question of mine?
Snoggle Yeah?
Fischl Not that the illusory passage of time befuddles me, But why is it that the noble Bennett and Razor not included in this group? Worry not, for if the reason is substantial enough, i could let such a transgression subside!
Snoggle Oh, Well first of all Last time i checked on the little dude he said he broke his phone within months of getting it He said it'll take a while for him to get money to buy a new one 💀 As for wolf boy Does he even have a phone?? I hardly speak with him unless im on the hunt for some wolfhooks as decoration
Fischl Ah. I see. Fret not, (y/n)! You have bestowed information with which is suitable for one's inquiry! Of course, though i had known as my eye stretches across all the lands, so much so that not a shred of knowledge could withstand my peering gaze! You have passed the test, as the fellow gatherer of labor.
Snoggle Just admit you didnt know its okay
Fischl Perhaps you should clean your ears! It was a test and sn f vfh j j Fkv m j Oz give that back Stop hand it over give it to me Oz stop flying away you unfaithful servant Stop lying to your stop friends im not laying oh come back here Man fault line you have voice to text on NO WHY DID THAT ALL SEND
Snoggle
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Albedo I have an experiment and I need a test subject Who wants to volunteer
Snoggle That sounds shady How much mora would i get if i accepted
Albedo None Its volunteer work
Snoggle Im in
Mona (Y/n) that is absolutely not how you bargain! You should be making him cling to your feet because you are the only option he has! Theoretically, of course.
Albedo I will not be doing that
Mona Thats because she hasnt MADE you yet!
Albedo I'm in my lab in dragonspine, please come and meet me there
Snoggle Wait you're in dragonspine?
Albedo Yes, is that a problem?
Snoggle Oh hell nah too cold sorry im out
Albedo Wait
Mona Now we're talking, squeeze the mora out of him
Albedo If you take part in this experiment I will give you A Durin keychain
Snoggle On my way!
Mona What the fuck Have i taught you nothing??
Snoggle Sorry mona dearest but a durin keychain is a durin keychain
Mona A keychain of a dead dragon corpse oh how lovely.
Snoggle Better then a keychain of dvalin who is acting kinda controversial right now 🙄
Mona DURIN TRIED TO WRECK MONDSTADT????
Snoggle Ok not really true for one Two He was cute
