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(Y/n)
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Ok wow
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Kaeya
(Y/n) aren't you supposed to be doing your work right now
(Y/n)
Aren't you?
Kaeya
Maybe I'd work better knowing you were doing your actual job too
(Y/n)
Those treasure gremlins will live without my being there
Kaeya
Those 'treasure gremlins' need to be attended to, lest one of them slips away
Don't make Amber take up after your job again
(Y/n)
I didn't even want her to do it the first time
Besides you know I'll get it done eventually just give me
Like five more minutes dude
Kaeya
What are you doing
(Y/n)
None of your business
Kaeya
When I pull up it will be my business 🙄
(Y/n)
Pull up with what? I know you have no calvary, captain
Broke ass
Gotta walk
Kaeya
I know you aren't speaking when you're straight up homeless
Rosaria
💀
Kaeya
Here i am offering up my gracious home
And all you want to do is fight with me because of it 😔
(Y/n)
Sorry are you saying something i gotta go interrogate those gold snatchers
Yknow, doing my job, unlike you
Diluc
Why are the knights so incapable?
How does (y/n) not have enough money to have her own house?
Kaeya
It's not the knights' fault she just gambles it away 🤠
Mona
A poor unfortunate soul, of course though I am far from your troubles myself I will always be able to
Lend a helping hand
Perhaps with a free reading or two, of course
Fischl
Do thine eyes deceive?!
Fate has foretold once before that one's own kinship led to another
Has rage not rained down in supplication enough for thou to understand?
The inquirer is in need of assistance, and you, a mere mortal of all people, the mighty astrologer,
Hope to lend her thou's hand?
Perhaps even I would be better subject to offer such opulence!
Mona
Fischl!
Amber
Woah i just got back from a patrol what's going on?
Fischl
I, the Prinzessin der Verurteilung, hath graced this window of opening
With my presence!
Only to find out (y/n), the inquirer, is being beseeched with such frivolous and scanty offerings!
Mona
I'll have you know my services are one of a kind!
(Y/n) would be happy to accept a reading, maybe it would reveal the whereabouts of her next apartment!
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Hijinks Genshin x Fem Reader
FanfictionIn a world where Teyvat has phones, (y/n), the knights of favonius's interrogator, starts a bit of mischief. She/her pronouns will be used, and (y/n) is an adult. This is for the most part a silly little textfic to have fun with so a bit of oocness...
