Love In Another World (Saiouma)

Equipment Upgrade

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"Hey, bitch."

     I looked inside to find a girl with goggles and blonde hair leaning back in a chair, and a boy with white hair and what looks like a robot body, sitting on a desk.

     The girl groaned, and looked at Kokichi.

     "Hey, shithead." she said. The robot boy sighed, as if to say 'here we go again..'

     "You think you could help with a little something?" Kokichi asked. The girl rolled her eyes.

      "Of course not. Why would me, the gorgeous girl genius, do anything for your dumb ass?" She looked at me. "Hey, emo crotch rot, who the hell are you?"

     "W-well-" I stuttered, taken surprise by the nickname.

     "Whatcha wearing that cloak for?" she asked, as she walked closer to me. "To hide your lustful eyes?"

     I cringed.

     "I'm wearing a cloak." said Kokichi, who rolled his eyes.

     "And whatcha wearing those pants for? To hide your nasty crotch? I bet underneath all that, your a lustful, perverted, hor-"

     The robot boy pulled the girl's arm to stop her from coming any closer.

     "That's enough, Miu." he said. The girl rolled her eyes, and stepped back.

     Kokichi cleared his throat. "Anyways Shuichi, this is Miu, a total dumbass, bitch, and cumdumpster.. And this is Keebo, known as the human vacuum cleaner."

     "That's robophobic!" said Keebo.

     "I'm gonna ask this again.." Kokichi walked towards Miu. "Will you help with a little.. something something?"

     "I already said no you li-" Before Miu could continue, Kokichi whispered something in her ear, and she turned pale white. "I mean, yes! Yes! What do you two idio- I uh, you two, need?"

     Kokichi smirked. "We'll need you to upgrade Shuichi's equipment.. Like his weapon, his cloak..."

     "Yes sir!" she said, as she went and rummaged through one of the drawers on the desk. I leaned towards Kokichi.

     "..What did you do." I whispered. He looked at me.

     "Just a little blackmail does the trick.." he said, giving me a grin.

     Miu walked to me.
     "Okay, so like, take off your clothes."

     "Wha-"

     Kokichi sighed. "Give the idiot the cloak.. That's what she means.."

     I took off my cloak, and handed it over. Miu also asked for my sword, so I gave her that as well.

"My apologies for Miu's.. Strange behavior." said Keebo. "She's always like this with everyone."
I smiled softly. "Ahah.. It's fine.."
"Please, sit down. This will take a while."

Keebo led me to a table with a couple of chairs, and I sat down. Kokichi was sitting down at the table already, so I sat down next to him.

     He glanced at me for a little bit, then stopped.

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     "Alrighty shitheads, It's done." said Miu. Me and Kokichi walked over to her.

     "I didn't do much to it, just a lil bit of upgrading the strength, HP, and mana." she pointed to the sword. "Don't be shy, try it out!"

     I grabbed the sword. "Ngh.. It's a lot heavier than before.."

     She rolled her eyes. "No shit. A heavy sword is a good sword! The sword used to have 20 damage, and now It's 80!"

     Miu handed me my cloak. "I fixed the design a lil' bit since it was plain as fuck." The cloak, which before was plain black, now had tiny blue gemstones on it. "The HP, which before was +10, is now +500, thanks to the amazing me! It also gives you 15 more mana~"

     "Yeah thanks." said Kokichi, grabbing the stuff. "How much is it again?"

     "No price. All ya gotta do is bow down and kiss my shoes!" Miu started laughing. "Oh, and I am serious!"

     Kokichi smiled at me, and grabbed my hand.
     "Kokichi?" I looked at him. He gave me my cloak.

     "Get ready to run, Shuichi.."
     "Wha..?"

     Just a second later, Kokichi ran out of the building, dragging me along.

     "YOU FUCKING LITTLE SHIT! GET BACK HERE!" We heard Miu shouting from the distance.

     "Wait- Kokichi, where are we going?!?" I asked him.
     He looked at me. "We're just gonna hide somewhere.. away from her. Come on, let's go."

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