Y/n: *Sleeping peacefully in her bedroom, until her eyes slowly open to hear loud music playing nearby* Who the f### is playing music at this time? *Gets out of her bed, and starts getting dressed* Looks like it's still dark out there...i still have a few hours left until the sun appears... *Storms downstairs, grabs her key, and opens the front door, before storming outside* Why do i feel like i've seen that house before? No matter... *Walks towards the house next to hers* ...i'm going to give them a piece of my mind. *Rings the doorbell*
Pepperman: *Opens the front door of his house, his signature grin on his face* Greetings, stranger! What may i help you with- *Sees Y/n standing in his doorway*
Y/n: You again?? You're my neighbour??
Pepperman: *Grins wider* Well, well, well...look who comes crawling back.
Y/n: I don't f###### believe this...this has to be a nightmare... *Pinches her arm* Ow! Nope...i'm definitely not dreaming...
Pepperman: What brings you here, my most esteemed rival?
Y/n: I came here to ask you to turn your music off. You've already woke me up, at this rate, you're going to wake up the other neighbours here.
Pepperman: I would love to...but, i can't. I'm in the middle of creating my next masterpiece.
Y/n: Nobody cares about your "masterpiece" ...now turn it off.
Pepperman: Oh, and pray tell... *Leans his face towards Y/n* ...what you're going to do about it if i don't?~
Y/n: Does my warning back at Peppino's pizza business refresh your memory?
Pepperman: *Completely silent, before he shuts the front door in Y/n's face*
Y/n: *Hears Pepperman's music stop after a few seconds* Thank you... *Walks back towards her house* ...now i can go back to sleep. *Closes and locks the front door behind her, walks upstairs, and into her bedroom, before laying back in her bed* ...at last... *Closes her eyes slowly* ...peace...and quiet.
*10 Minutes later*
Y/n: *Her eyes snap open to hear loud music playing in Pepperman's house, again*
*Meanwhile, inside Pepperman's house*
Pepperman: *Focusing on painting his latest masterpiece, while loud music plays in the background* It just needs a touch of green- *Turns around to hear someone banging on the front door* I wonder who that could be.~ *Opens the front door, to see a fuming Y/n glaring at him* Yes?~
Y/n: I thought i said to keep the music off?? Does my warning back at Peppino's pizza business not phase you anymore??
Pepperman: Not in the slightest, darling.~
Y/n: I'm trying to sleep so I can be in time for work, dumba##!
Pepperman: Well, you should've gotten headphones.~
Y/n: I'm giving you one last warning, jacka##. You either turn the music off, or i'll do something about it.
Pepperman: *Takes a step towards Y/n* Or what, darling?~
Y/n: *Grabs Pepperman by his stem roughly, and pulls his face closer to hers*
Pepperman: Ouch! H-hey?? Okay, okay, i'll turn it off!
Y/n: Good. *Let's go of Pepperman's stem* You'd better.
Pepperman: *Slams the front door shut*
Y/n: *Walks back into her house, closing and locking the front door for the second time* I really hope he keeps the music off- *Stops, to hear Pepperman's music turned up, only more higher, a dark look slowly appearing on her face*
Pepperman: Just a little more red, and...perfect. My masterpiece is finally complete! *Looks at the masterpiece at a different angle, then turns to hear someone banging on the front door for the 3rd time*
Y/n: Open this door right now, a##hole!
Pepperman: *Turns his music down slightly, before he opens his bedroom window* Back again i see?~
Y/n: Get out here right now!
Pepperman: No can do, darling. I have masterpieces to paint!
Y/n: What's the matter? Too much of a b#### to face me again?~
Pepperman: *His grin disappears, before returning with a sinister aura* I wouldn't go there, darling...
Y/n: I would, darling.~
Pepperman: *Snarls in anger* ...Now, you've gone and done it, darling. *Turns his music off, before he shuts his bedroom window*
Y/n: You can't hide in your house forever!
Pepperman: Try me, darling.~ *Closes his bedroom curtains*
Y/n: *Gritting her teeth in fury, as she storms back into her house, closing and locking the front door behind her* Alright, a##hole...you want a war...you've got one.
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Pizza Tower: Pepperman x Female Human Reader.
FanfictionWhen Y/n enters an art gallery competition in hopes of earning enough money to buy her own house, she meets fellow opponent Pepperman, a talking pepper, who only wants to earn first place to fuel his own narcissistic ego, which annoys Y/n at first. ...
