*Meanwhile, inside Peppino's pizza business*
Y/n: I have to do what??
Noisette: Me, Peppino, Noisey, Gustavo, and Brick would like you to pull off a cooking commercial...with Pepperman.
Peppino: You've'a been at each other's throats for 4 days ever since the painting competition incident.
Y/n: *Holding Tobias in her arms* Oh, no! You hear me? N.o. I'm not pulling off a cooking commercial with that egotistical jacka##! *Turns to glance at Gerome* Thanks for taking care of Tobias by the way, Gerome.
Tobias: *Gnawing on Y/n's shirt hungrily*
Gerome: No problem, miss Y/n.
Noisette: Listen, Y/n, if you pull off this cooking commercial with Pepperman...not only could you mend your relationship with Pepperman...you could save Peppino's pizza business.
The Noise: As much as i love to ruin Peppino's pizza business...for this event...i shall make an exception...this time.
Peppino: I expect'a you to not TOUCH anything, you little pest...
Y/n: *Pulls Tobias away from her shirt, and places him on the ground* ...Save my boss's pizza business, huh?
Tobias: *Rolls back into the kitchen, where Gerome is*
Noisette: So, is that a yes? Or a no?
Y/n: ...Alright. I'll do it. But, on one condition...
Peppino: What'a would that be?
Y/n: I don't have to wear that oversized shirt that has "OUR GETTING ALONG SHIRT" on the front of it.
Noisette: *Sighs* Deal...but, i at least want you to try it on for a few seconds when Pepperman gets here.
Y/n: Oh, geez, Noisette...do i really have to wear it?
The Noise: Of course you do. It'll be hilarious. Oh, here comes the "egotistical jacka##" now.
Pepperman: *Slams the front door open, an art easel in one arm* Greetings, chef Peppino! I believe i was promised to paint a beautiful masterpiece of yours truly he- *Spots Y/n next to him from the corner of his eye* ...Oh, h### no, i'm out of here-
Gustavo: *Blocks Pepperman's way* W-wait a moment, Pepperman. Brick and i both brought you here to settle your differences with Y/n.
Brick: *Nods his head with a confirmed squeak*
Pepperman: Settle my differences with her?? She's been nothing but a pain in my rear!
Y/n: Look, Pepperman...as much as i hate your guts...i am willing to pull off not only to save Peppino's pizza business...but... *Groans in annoyance* ...but, to mend our relationship...
Pepperman: So...Gustavo WAS telling the truth. *Wraps an arm around Y/n* Say, chef Peppino? If i happen to pull off this commercial with Y/n...may i paint my masterpiece here in your pizza business?
Peppino: Hmmm...i'll'a think about it.
Noisette: Now that you're both here, you can both try on this new shirt i made specifically for the both of you! Here! *Yanks the oversized shirt onto Y/n and Pepperman's heads* Okay, now...how do you both feel? Does the shirt fit? Is it comfy enough?
Pepperman: *Thumbs up* This feels fantastic, Noisette! This perfect shirt fits us both like a masterpiece!
Y/n: *Struggling to move from the collar of the oversized shirt, who is stuck on Pepperman* I feel suffocated with this thing on... *Pushing Pepperman away from her*
Pepperman: Watch the face, darling. I bruise easily.
Y/n: *Growls under her breath* Your face will be bruised easily if you keep that up, you-
Peppino: *Clears his throat, an eyebrow raised*
Y/n: I mean, what i meant to say was, let's get this cooking commercial on air.
Noisette: That's the spirit, Y/n! *Pulls the oversized shirt off of Y/n and Pepperman*
The Noise: Is the camera rolling, Todd?
Todd: Ready to roll since we arrived, boss. Ready when you folks are.
Gustavo: *Rushes inside Peppino's pizza business* Knock'a them dead, Y/n. Make us proud.
Brick: *Thumbs up, as he takes a seat next to Gustavo, behind the camera*
Y/n: *Grabs a nearby apron* Thanks, guys...i need a little help with-
Pepperman: *Scoffs, as he pulls Y/n's apron towards him, and starts to tie the strings on the back of the apron into a perfect knot* I'm not doing this for our relationship, darling. I'm doing this for my masterpiece.
Y/n: Hey, take it easy there, pal...listen, i don't know if you've noticed...but, if the commercial is a failure...i get fired...and you don't get your masterpiece.
Todd: We are live in 5, 4,...
Pepperman: *Rushing to put his apron on, as he steps behind the counter*
Y/n: *Nudges past Pepperman, and stops behind the counter next to him*
Gerome: *Steps behind the camera, watching Y/n and Pepperman in interest*
Tobias: *In Gerome's arms, eating half a ham sandwich*
Todd: 3, 2, 1...
Noisette: *Steps next to Brick, and holds a thumbs up to Y/n and Pepperman, whispering* You can do it, Y/n, Pepperman.
Peppino: *Hops over the counter, and stops in front of the camera nervously*
The Noise: You're on the air!
*Meanwhile, deep inside Peppino's basement, where the pizza toppings are kept to make the pizza's*
???: *Hidden in the corner in the dark room, his eyes blinking in the darkness, until his head snaps to look up at the stairs leading towards the basement door* ...onippep-P?
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Pizza Tower: Pepperman x Female Human Reader.
FanficWhen Y/n enters an art gallery competition in hopes of earning enough money to buy her own house, she meets fellow opponent Pepperman, a talking pepper, who only wants to earn first place to fuel his own narcissistic ego, which annoys Y/n at first. ...
