Mr Wolf/Mr Snake x FEM Reader Oneshots * REQUESTS ARE OPEN*

Pick up lines ❌️+18❌️

No one requested this but oh jeez

Snake:

•They say dating is a numbers game, so can I get yours?

• Are you a bank loan? Because you have my intrest.

•. Are you sure your not tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day.

• If I were a cat I'd spend all my nine lives with you

• Your eyes are like IKEA cause I can get lost in them.

❌️Dirty ❌️

• Is your private area a snack? Because I wanna taste it.

• Let's play tools, I'll be the hammer and nail you.

• Let me insert my plug into your socket so we can generate some electricity.

• I'll treat you like my homework, slam you on the table and do you all night long.

• It's cold outside, can I rest myself inside you?

Wolf:  

• Someone stole all the stars in the sky and put them in your eyes.

• I'm throwing a tear in the ocean, I'll only stop loving you if you find that tear.

• Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate, Well here I am.

•Do you have a name or should I just call you mine?

•Let me tie your shoes because I don't want you falling for any one else.

❌️Dirty❌️

• You seem like a sweet person, Mind if I lick you to find out?

• Are you a Haunted house? Because I will scream when I'm inside you.

•I love my bed but I prefer to be in yours

• Are you an elevator cause I can go up and down on you

• Are you feeling down because I can feel you up

Should I do a smut next?
Please don't hate me for this :(