Potato Poetry (A collection of potato poems)

Bob the Unhappy Potato

Bob was a potato unhappy with the color of his head

The potato could not decide his favorite hue

Perhaps Bob should be the color red

But then he would not look happy with you

Maybe he should be an earthy fellow

Should his head be green?

Or his head could be yellow

He certainly wouldn't look mean

Purple could definantly suit him

Though he might look like an eggplant

Neon colors wouldn't look dim

What other colors are there to chant?

Then he realized, like all the other potatoes in town,

He can't think, talk, or change colors, so his head is stuck brown.