Potato Poetry (A collection of potato poems)

Sir Johnny and Bob

Sir Johnny Peapod was a bird with glee

He spent all his days flying around town

Bob the Potato was his best buddy

Bob watched as Johnny acted like a clown

Potato scolded, "You're so immature!"

So John said YOLO no time to be sad

The bird doesn't care; Bob is a hater

He looked at Bob, said "I ain't even mad."

Bob slapped Johnny, he is so insane

He has more swag in his one little wing

"Let's get some ice cream, disregard your brain."

Bob said as they went to get the cool thing

But Johnny P.'s brain may need an assist

'Cause Bob the Potato does not exist

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