Last time
Jason:after that she called me and.....
Flashback
*It was Jason day off and somehow Roy convinced him and Artemis to go to a club we see them going back to there shared apartment at the crack of dawn, Jason's hair a mess, lipstick on his shirt and collar bone etc, Roy walked with a limp as he got in a fight and no one came to his defense*
Roy;your an asshole you know that
Jason:hey i told you not to compete with Constantine not my fault you didn't see that uppercut coming
Roy:your my best friend your supposed to have my back!
Jason:yeah sorry i was to busy having some plain looking ugly girl that can't compare with that beautiful French pixie from a couple of....
Present
Marinette:Jason, you did not say that don't lie
Jason:come on the truth makes me look like a scumbag!
Marinette;yes but your my scumbag
*Jason huffed but nodded with a slight groan coming from his throat*
Back to the flashback
Jason;yeah i was a little busy having that brunette's tongue in my throat
Artemis:i can't believe you convinced me to join, it was completely boring
Present
Marinette:Jayjay...
Flashback
Jason:having that brunette's tongue in my throat while i grabbed her ass
Artemis:i can't believe you convinced me to join, it was completely boring
Roy:arty i wasn't gonna let you drink you broke my bank account last time!
Artemis:you were the one that wanted to go out it's only natural that you pay for the drinks
Roy:I'm not made of money!
Artemis;neither am I but you don't see me bitching about it
*Jason rolled his eyes and let his friends bicker themselves to sleep or hate/sex whatever came first, Jason walked to the kitchen and saw a message on his ansering machine he hit play and in a moment he will forever love/regret, the machine was on speaker*
Marinette:Jason h... hey it's ummm Marinette you know the French pixie? I need to tell you something and i don't want to do it on your machine. It's uh kinda important you life and death important, why did i say death? It's not death, and absolutely nothing to be scared of I hope. It has to do with life it umm i..I'm pregnant!
*Marinette just blurted out and The whole apartment fell silent as all 3 looked at the answering machine eyes growing more wide by the second*
Marinette:s..so yeah i ummm pretty sure it's yours the doctor said I'm 6 weeks and we...did it 6 weeks ago so...c..call me back please
*The machine ended and you could hear a pin drop in that room as the first thing that happened was Roy passing out, Artemis looking at Jason with a look that promised death*
Artemis: what did you do to that poor girl!?
*Jason didn't hear her, his ears were ringing, his brain was still processing the news when finally after being slapped by Artemis did he get his senses back*
Jason:h... holy shit...
Present
Tim:wait why did you guys go to a club instead of work?
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FanfictionJason has always been the black sheep, always keeping secrets. so what happens when the family finds out one of his secrets, his biggest and most important secret?