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Damian:so she kicked you so hard you broke a wall?
*Damian said with his eyes wide, surprised that a civilian could do such a thing. Marinette rolled her eyes and playfully slapped Jason's arm*
Marinette:of course not my mother not that strong
Tim: thought as much...
Marinette:she kicked him sending him flying breaking the glass window and Jason fell from the second story
Batfamily:......
Jason:told you that woman is terrifying i still sometimes flinch when she comes near me and she knows that
Marinette:oh please you know she's just teasing she and papa love you
Jason: doesn't make her any less scary, hell i love you and I'm terrified when you get mad
Marinette:good
*Marinette said in a chippered tone that just made Selina want to adopt her more*
Damian:I'm curious does she do any type of martial arts?
Marinette:yeah but that was decades ago before she met my father she had this ex that taught her a lot she still knows a few moves even if she's a little rusty, but now? She just does yoga
Bruce:do you know the name of this martial arts? Like we're talking krav maga, karate, maybe Jiu-Jitsu?
Marinette:uh i think she said it was call white lotus kung Fu
*Before anyone can react the phone rang from Marinette's and Jason bedroom*
Phone jingle:go, shawty It's your birthday We gon' party like it's yo birthday We gon' sip Bacardi like it's your birthday And you know we don't give a go, shawty It's your birthday We gon' party like it's yo birthday We gon' sip Bacardi like it's your birthday And you know we don't give a
Marinette:that's where I left my phone I'll be right back
Tim:hold on you don't allowed cursing in this house but your jingle is a song with cursing in them?
Marinette:i don't allow cursing in front of my kids apart from that go nuts also i cut it before he said that word
*Marinette got up and walked away, once she was far enough Jason looked at his family who were already out of civilian mode*
Jason:alright i called her you got 30 seconds, 2 minutes if she gets distracted which she probably will go
Bruce:did she just say white lotus kung Fu? As in the same martial arts Talia uses?
Jason:yes. And before you start no she's not a part of the league, the old boyfriend maybe but not her
Damian;.....is it bad that i want to see my mother and her mother fight?
Alfred:not at all master Damian it's fantastic since your acting like a kid and not a trained vigilante
*Jason smirked at the indirect jab Alfred gave to Bruce and shrugged*
Jason:that's Paris for you I'm a completely different person when i come here. But anyway Talia would win since like pixie said sabine is extremely rusty thank God too or else i would be dead also never insult her cookies since...
Marinette:Jason why did you call me?
*Marinette said walking back and sitting next to him with her phone in hand, Jason looked at the phone with a raised eyebrow instantly everyone else went back to civilian*
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meet the family
FanfictionJason has always been the black sheep, always keeping secrets. so what happens when the family finds out one of his secrets, his biggest and most important secret?
