*After waking Roy up and everyone calming down a bit. We see the 3 sitting down while they looked at the answering machine still not believing it, Roy hit the play button and they heard it for the 7th time*
Marinette:Jason h... hey it's ummm Marinette you know the French pixie? I need to tell you something and i don't want to do it on your machine. It's uh kinda important you life and death important, why did i say death? It's not death, and absolutely nothing to be scared of I hope. It has to do with life it umm i..I'm pregnant
s..so yeah i ummm pretty sure it's yours the doctor said I'm 6 weeks and we...did it 6 weeks ago so...c..call me back please
*Jason was in a state of shock looking at the blasted box with a black eye while Artemis was glaring at him*
Jason: I'm gonna be a father....what the fuck am i gonna do?!
Roy;how the hell are we supposed to know?! Why did you have your number?!
Jason: because I'm not you scumbag!
Roy:and look where that got you! You are screwed! You should've hit it and quit it like i always tell you!
Jason:hey I'm an asshole but not that much of an asshole, now i need some real advice!!
Artemis:call her
Jason:i can't call her!!
Artemis:and why not?
Jason:what do i say? "Hey girl sorry i can't be a father because I'm busy being a security guard with a gun fetish?!"
Present
*Jason gave a playful glare at Marinette who was holding her giggles as she was the one who said that part of the story*
Jason:like your one to talk? Before i met you, you had your bed filled with plushies
Marinette:true, but most of those plushies are now owned by Marin and Thomas not me
Jason:so if i go to our room serñor huggybear won't be on our bed?
Marinette:.....you totally have a gun fetish
*Marinette said with a blush on her face making Jason had a smug smirk*
Jason:and you love it, I've seen that twinkle in your eye when we go to the gun range
Marinette:I'm a mother i have no twinkle for guns or anything violent
Jason:i have a video of you with a minigun that begs to differ, or the one with the flamethrower
*Marinette glared at Jason making him cackle before continuing with the story*
Back to the past
Jason:what the hell do i say to her?! I can't be a father!
Artemis:so what? Your planning on never calling her? I knew you to be a man of many things Jason but never a coward
Jason:this is different!
Artemis:how? Your not scared or dying of a gunshot but your scared of being a parent? Or at least paying child support
Jason:hey now, how do I even know it's my child?
Artemis:correction a deadbeat dad like your own father
*Jason stood up instantly angry of being compared to his biological drunk of a father, Artemis remained strong not showing even an inkling of being scared. She crossed her arms and scoffed*
Jason:don't you dare compare me to him...
*Jason didn't scream but his was cold and promised pain if she didn't chose her words carefully*
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meet the family
FanfictionJason has always been the black sheep, always keeping secrets. so what happens when the family finds out one of his secrets, his biggest and most important secret?
