Bunny - Battle of the bands

Chapter 1

"Attention students and teachers, it is time for the morning announcements."

Kenny and his friends continue to talk over the announcements until their teacher tells them to "Shut your goddamn mouths".

"For our end-of-the-year festival, we will be hosting a concert. Two bands from our school will be performing! In one month we will be holding a battle of the bands. If you wish to compete, please see the signup sheet in the gymnasium."

Kenny rolls his eyes and looks to his friends, "Gay ass competition."

"Each of the 2 winners will receive a cash prize of 1,000 dollars. Whichever band gets the most support from the end-of-year concert out of those two teams wins an all-expenses paid trip to Disneyland California!"

Kenny drops his pen in shock. He looks over to his three friends. They all give him the same look.

The four of them shoot up and run out the door.

The teacher yells at them but they don't stop.

Kenny is the last one out the door, he turns around right as he's exiting. "Sorry, teach!" And the group is off to the gymnasium.

The boys all look at the signup sheet. It has a list of requirements.

-Must have at least 3 members

-Must be seniors

-Must have a student manager

"Okay... There are 4 of us, so we are good there, all seniors... We'll need to find a student manager...."

The boys agree to discuss it at lunch.

Kenny's best friends are Kyle, A tall, skinny boy with curly red hair, Stan, a shorter, wideset boy with black hair, and Eric Cartman, A large boy with brown hair. They have been best friends since kindergarten.

At lunch, they discuss the competition. Kyle starts brainstorming band names. At the same time, Stan works out who is on what instrument.

Eric is considering who to make manager. "Hmm... What about your girlfriend, Stan?"

"No, Wendy is starting her own band."

"Don't be ridiculous, girls can't be in bands."

"Well, she is."

Kenny looks up at Cartman, "Dude, you never heard of spice girls? There are tons of girl bands."

"Whatever. We need to find a girl to be our manager."

"Why?"

"Cause! The chick manager always gets with the lead singer!"

"Whos the lead singer?"

"Me! Obviously!"

Stan holds up his paper, "Actually, you're on drums."

"What!?"

"That's what you're best at playing, it makes the most sense."

Kenny takes a look at the paper while Cartman argues with Stan.

Singer/Guitar - Kenny

Bass - Stan

Electric Piano - Kyle

Drums - Cartman

"I'm the lead singer? And the guitarist?"

"Yeah, you have the best voice and you took that free guitar course last year."

Cartman frowns. "Damn it! With a voice and a guitar, Kenny will get all the chicks! Not fair!"

Kenny smiles, "Plenty of girls get excited about drummers."

"Really?"

Kenny snickers, he finds it amusing how easy Cartman was to manipulate without him even knowing. "Yeah! Girls love a drummer!"

"Well, then I guess I'm cool with it."

Stan takes the paper back. "Good. Then now we just need the name and manager."

Kyle finally looks up, "I have the name."

"Oh? What is it?" Stan leans over.

"Moop."

"Moop? The fuck is Moop?"