****cut to christophe (ze mole) in his room, surfing the dark web on his computer until he gets a text on his phone from one of his many online friends, he opens it.
~~*—-chatting with user/thegovernmentisaftermehelp45—-*~~
~~*—-today, 5:10pm—-*~~
user/thegovernmentisaftermehelp45:
<(hey fellow truth seeker and friend chris. i just remembered a few weeks back, you saying how you want to take down that religious "organization" that meets in the white house. did you make any progress or is the media suppressing you?)
user/chris_zefrenchmole666:
<(unfortunately, i got nothing done. but i don't blame myself, i blame god for allowing roblox to exist. i've been grinding on mcdonald's tycoon for the past few weeks. i totally forgot about my big grand scheme. i'll get some progress done tonight, though. i want to eradicate religion once and for all.)
user/thegovernmentisaftermehelp45:
<(and expose the truth...... right?)
user/chris_zefrenchmole666:
<(yeah sure that too. whatever.)
user/thegovernmentisaftermehelp45:
<(...i've been reading up on that whole religious "organization" for the past few days. from a legit source, this one guy on facebook. he dedicated his whole account to this conspiracy and it's legit trust me bro. apparently they kidnap people and hide them in some secret government torture room under the white house then they sacrifice them for some ancient ritual? or something... the dude had like 3 likes on the post of him exposing them. the media were definitely were trying to suppress the truth with this one and it fucking disgusts me, hope you're able expose them when you break into the white house!)
user/thegovernmentisaftermehelp45:
<(honestly, can't wait to tell people i'm friends with the guy who exposed the truth!)
user/chris_zefrenchmole666:
<(i really could care less about the whole conspiracy, just hate religion that's why i want to take it down.)
user/thegovernmentisaftermehelp45:
<(i don't care what your motivation is as long as you take down those bastards!)
user/thegovernmentisaftermehelp45:
<(wait chris.... my internet just went down for a second. oh no. oh fuck me. the government is definitely reading these texts and trying to suppress me!!!!! need to buy new fucking phone and a new fucking wifi router. GOD DAMN IT. update me on what happens. seek the truth, truth seeker, peace and love! bye. going to buy a new phone now.)
~~*—-end of private message thread—-*~~
****christophe puts down his phone and shuts off his computer
CHRISTOPHE
i guess it's time to work on my big grand scheme then.
****christophe lights up a cigarette, planning his next move.
~~*—-a little while later—-*~~
****damien and pip knock on gregory's front door to pick him up for cartman's birthday party at 7...... at 6:20pm, gregory opens the door looking melancholy as ever
PIP
gregory... you're not even ready...
GREGORY
doesn't the party start at 7?
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FOREIGN KIDS (south park au)
Fanfictionbasically a long episode of south park but instead of being focused more on kyle, stan, kenny, & cartman this story is more focused on the "foreign kids" aka pip, damien, christophe (ze mole), & gregory. this story also focuses on some other charact...
