KAMALA HARRIS
the wheels on the bus go round and round!
****harris starts laughing
DAMIEN
quick hide!
****damien and pip hide in some obvious place, kamala harris and joe biden slowly approach their hiding spot, visibly confused.
JOE BIDEN
hey harris... what are a random french boy and his emo boyfriend doing in the white house?
PIP
oh um....
****pip and damien move out of their hiding spot
PIP
cheerio! president biden!!! wow i finally get to meet you, splendid.. you see, it's easily explainable why we are at your residence... we saw these nice people back on january 6th of 2021 storm the capital because they wanted to meet the president! right? that's why they did it? anyway. and me and my... emo boyfriend over there... happened to be in town so we decided to do a january 6 part two but for the white house this time!!! if you don't appreciate it, i am awfully sorry. we just wanted to meet you :)
JOE BIDEN
well this is out of the blue, i appreciate you guys for wanting to meet me but you shouldn't be here... come on boys.. let's get you back to your parents!
PIP
no can do... my parents are dead.
BIDEN
oh urm... what about your little boyfriends parents
DAMIEN
my father is the dark one. satan.
BIDEN
oh um... silly children...
HARRIS
look kiddos... mr. president can't help you unless you tell us the truth. where are your-
****they hear singing coming from down the hall
MR GARRISON (TRUMP)
BUILD A WALL!!! BUILD IT NOW!!! BUILD IT GOOD!!! BUILD IT PROUD!! AMERICA!!! WOOOO!!
BIDEN
what the hell is even that?
****mr garrison walks into eyes view
MR GARRISON (TRUMP)
well well well!! hello...... SLEEPY JOE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABA GET IT CUZ HE OLD AND SLOW AHHAHAHAAAHHAHHH
PIP
oh dear...
MR GARRISON (TRUMP)
...sorry, sorry... that was funny... but i'm back! missed me?
KAMALA HARRIS
I TOLD YOU TO NOT COME.
KAMALA HARRIS
DO NOT COME...
MR GARRISON (TRUMP)
i don't recall..........
BIDEN
my sworn enemy why must you-
MR GARRISON (TRUMP)
yeah, yeah save the after schoo-
MR GARRISON (TRUMP)
wait.... pip? damien? what in god name are you two doing here?
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FOREIGN KIDS (south park au)
Fanfictionbasically a long episode of south park but instead of being focused more on kyle, stan, kenny, & cartman this story is more focused on the "foreign kids" aka pip, damien, christophe (ze mole), & gregory. this story also focuses on some other charact...
