basically a long episode of south park but instead of being focused more on kyle, stan, kenny, & cartman this story is more focused on the "foreign kids" aka pip, damien, christophe (ze mole), & gregory. this story also focuses on some other charact...
shh... we have no time for pointless small talk like this
CHRISTOPHE
i came here because i need your help
TWEEK
me??? my help??? why???
CHRISTOPHE
because your house was the first house i saw....
CHRISTOPHE
now..... meet me tomorrow night at the queen statue if you would like to know more.... or forever sit in your incertitude...
TWEEK
AH... what??
****christophe leaves out the window, he ponders for a moment outside of tweek's window, then he decides to recruit more people, his next target is stan, he goes to stan's house just for his front door to be foolishly unlocked, christophe walks in to see stan, in the kitchen pouring himself a late night glass of cold milk, he walks over to him, scaring him
STAN
fuck. dude.... what are you doing in my kitchen?
CHRISTOPHE
i'm here because i need your help
CHRISTOPHE
meet me tomorrow night at the iconic queen statue, if you would like to know more.... or forever sit in your incertitude...
CHRISTOPHE
also lock your goddamn doors, what if i was bill cosby....? what the fuck would you have done then?... think about that stanley.
****christophe leaves through the front door
STAN
god damn it, i just wanted a glass of milk...
****christophe prepares to walk home until he ultimately decides to recruit even more people, he sees butters house in the distance, so he decides to sneak into butters room through his window.
CHRISTOPHE
butters....
BUTTERS
ARRHHH!!!!!!!!!
****butters parents slam open the door, pissed from being woken up by butters screams.
STEPHEN (BUTTERS DAD)
DAMN YOU!! BUTTERS!!! if you wake me and your mother up like that again you will be grounded!!!! NOW GO BACK TO SLEEP!!!!!!!
BUTTERS
darn it....
BUTTERS
...i would really like to talk more, mole, but if my parents see you here i'm grounded for 2 weeks...
CHRISTOPHE
but.... i need your help, butters
CHRISTOPHE
if you want to know more, meet me tomorrow night at the queen statue in the town square... or you could just forever sit in your incertitude... the choice is up to you... and god.... but you shouldn't take his advice.
****christophe leaves out the window.
BUTTERS
yeah.... i wouldn't want to forever sit in my incertitude...... that would suck....
BUTTERS
oh he's gone ...all right then.....
****christophe, finished with his recruitments, starts walking home, until he passes by the orphanage pip lives in, he decides to do one last recruiting, he sneaks into the orphanage, and finds pip in bed unable to sleep in the silent orphanage dormitory.
PIP
oh mole! what a nice surpri-
CHRISTOPHE
shut up pip...
PIP
right-o
CHRISTOPHE
we have no time for foolish small talk like this.
CHRISTOPHE
i'm here because i need your help
CHRISTOPHE
...meet me tomorrow night, at the queen statue in town square, if you would like to know more.... or forever sit in your incertitude...
CHRISTOPHE
also.. i have no idea where the fuck damien lives but tell him the news too, since you guys are dating or whatever... he could be valuable.
****pip pauses for a second, confused
PIP
....yes, i will inform him of the news... i believe he's in hell seeing his father right now.
PIP
also, christophe, i would like to clarify that me and damien aren't "dating or whatever...." it's purely platonic.
CHRISTOPHE
yeah, yeah... and i am a god fearing born again christian.. give me a damn break
****christophe turns to leave then turns back around to say one last thing..
CHRISTOPHE
and pip... damien better be at that statue tomorrow or i'll crawl down to hell and get that emo bastard my damn self.
****christophe sneaks out of the orphanage, and finally goes home to get some rest
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