MYSTERION
where's gregory?
BUTTERS
that's the problem......
BUTTERS
i might've... lost. him.
MYSTERION
in the 8 fucking minutes you left for?
BUTTERS
i'm sorry mysterion, i didn't mean to..
CRAIG
he got lost? well... he's fucked.
BUTTERS
it's not my fault! he just wandered away on his own! i swear!!!
MYSTERION
how the fuck did that happen?
BUTTERS
well, i found a door in the basement with some riddle engraved into it, and i was trying to ask him to help me solve it. but he just walked away saying how he wanted to go and see the library really quick? something about stealing some important political book?
BUTTERS
i-i thought he would just come back after that, so i sat there trying to solve the riddle, but he was taking a while so i went looking for him but then some guard was blocking the door to the library. so i just came back here...
STAN
butters, you need to bring us to that door.
MYSTERION
....gregory can probably figure out the riddle. we need to find him.
STAN
yeah. he may be an asshole but he's actually smart.
TWEEK
but where is he? gah!
CRAIG
wait... where is the mole? isn't he the whole fucking reason we're even here in the first place?
TWEEK
GAHh! he's probably lost too???? oh god! what if he got killed by those guards!??!!!!!!
STAN
he said that he was going with you, mysterion...
MYSTERION
me and butters never saw him once.
CRAIG
i knew his story was bullshit.
TWEEK
aH!! you're really freaking me out, man!
BUTTERS
but.. why would the mole want us to break into the white house? if it wasn't for saving people?....
TWEEK
what if he sided with the guards??? what if they brainwashed him to hate us?? or kill us?????? what if they got to gregory too???? oh god!!!!!
PIP
you're being silly tweek, he's our friend he wouldn't betray us like that.... right....
PIP
wait. oh bother...... now that i think more about that... i'm not even sure anymore... i mean he lied to stan about where he was going...
TWEEK
Ah!! pip is always so optimistic.... this must be a sign!!! we're fucked!!! oh god!!!
CRAIG
come on tweek, calm down. there must be a rational explanation...
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FOREIGN KIDS (south park au)
Fanfictionbasically a long episode of south park but instead of being focused more on kyle, stan, kenny, & cartman this story is more focused on the "foreign kids" aka pip, damien, christophe (ze mole), & gregory. this story also focuses on some other charact...
