FOREIGN KIDS (south park au)

mysterion the misogynist

~~*—-a little bit earlier—-*~~

BUTTERS <flashback>

oh hamburgers... can't believe i'm doing this

****mysterion and butters leave to do their mission. they walk aimlessly for a while until they come across an elevator, they get on and press the button for the basement, but suddenly the elevator malfunctions and lands them on a hidden floor.

BUTTERS

this is the basement?....

MYSTERION

i... think it took us to the wrong floor.

****mysterion presses the button for basement it doesn't respond, he presses all the buttons, but they all stopped working.

BUTTERS

i think we should wait for help.

MYSTERION

if we wait here, we will definitely get spotted by a guard. we need to be on the move.

MYSTERION

...people are in danger, we need to save them.

BUTTERS

oh hamburgers...

****mysterion leaves the elevator

BUTTERS

hey..... wait up!

****butters catches up and they walk down the empty dim gray hall

BUTTERS

uh.. i don't think there's anything down here, we should just go back and wait for help.

MYSTERION

i need to be sure.

****mysterion opens a rusty metal door, to see a room full of weirdly cute alien like creatures trapped behind glass. it was like walking it to some intergalactic space zoo

MYSTERION

what the fuck.

BUTTERS

let's go back now, mysterion. i'm getting freaked out!

MYSTERION

come on butters..

****mysterion look at all the creatures in awe. butters is utterly terrified but also can't look away from the strange creatures, one creature lunges at the glass causing butters to jump backwards, as he did that he bumps into something still freaked out he quickly turns around to see leslie "the ad" standing right in front of him, emotionless. he screams, mysterion turns around

BUTTERS

leslie? but i thought you died? pc principal killed you!

MYSTERION

what the hell.

LESLIE

well yes i technically did. but i am not flesh and bones as you all are. i am a robot programmed to run ads... and simulate the human experience ...therefore i can not die.

BUTTERS

but.... i-i know died!

LESLIE

yes but i am not a human. i can not die permanently. after pc principal.. "killed" me. my parts were put into a dumpster bin. there i was discovered by a mad scientist who put all of me back together. but then somehow the government got ahold of me... to make a long story short, now my only purpose is to prevent anyone from breaking and entering in this specific room.