****stan and christophe walk to the unknown kids house, gregory follows them with a lack of enthusiasm, they walk up to the kids door and knock. he opens it with a blank stare.
STAN
hey dougie.
DOUGIE
you guys looking for butters? he's not here right now, he's grounded.
STAN
no.. we're not looking for butters... we have a job for you
DOUGIE
a job?
STAN
we're making a news segment video or whatever and we want you to read the script for the news reporter.
DOUGIE
sick dude! let's do it.
****they go back to stan's house and record dougie doing the news segment
STAN
good job, dougie
DOUGIE
can i go home now?
STAN
sure whatever man
****dougie leaves
GREGORY
great but now we to fake some heartfelt testimonies from the locals
STAN
i got an idea guys
****stan, gregory, and christophe go to craig's house to recruit him, but jimmy opens the door
JIMMY
h-hey fellas
JIMMY
we were just watching tolkien play papa's pizzeria, if you want to join, it's s-such a good game!
CHRISTOPHE
no, that game is ass. we're here to recruit you
STAN
..i think that game's cool...
JIMMY
recruit me?
STAN
yeah we're kinda making a fake news segment and we wanted to know if you would come on to be a concerned towns person.
JIMMY
well t-t-that sounds like fun, and totally not illegal. i'm in!
CHRISTOPHE
excellent! but we need more people...
JIMMY
well i-i got just the guy!
JIMMY
clyde! c-come here!!
****clyde walks to the door
CLYDE
dude... this better be good, tolkien is about to beat the world record for papa's pizzeria, he's almost to level 3009.
JIMMY
well stan and these guys want us to help them with t-their fake news b-broadcast
CLYDE
sounds illegal.. i'm in. after tolkien hits level 3009.
****clyde leaves to go back and watch tolkien play papa's pizzeria
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FOREIGN KIDS (south park au)
Fanfictionbasically a long episode of south park but instead of being focused more on kyle, stan, kenny, & cartman this story is more focused on the "foreign kids" aka pip, damien, christophe (ze mole), & gregory. this story also focuses on some other charact...
