RANDY
what'sssss...... goinnnng on?
STAN
DAD?
RANDY
....stan? is that .....youuuu! towelieeeee!!! this.... is my son stan! haveee you mett himmm?
TOWELIE
stan... you feel so familiar... almost.... like i met you before..... that's trippy man ...i'm so fucking high right now.
STAN
dude.
TOWELIE
wait it's you!! stan!... stan! stan marsh! what's up ...buddy!
RANDY
ook... stannnn.. daddies having fun timee right nowwww, go...... home so-
****randy passes out from being drunk, damien walks over to randy and pickpockets a lighter from his front pocket, no one seems to notice.
GREGORY
wow.. didn't know your father was such a dipsomaniac.
STAN
well the jokes on you cuz i don't even know what the fuck that means.
TOWELIE
uh..... what..... uhhhh... i have no idea what's going on right now....
STAN
get up dad, mom probably wants you home.
****stan shakes randy to wake him up, he wakes up
RANDY
what??... oh... homee???? but... sstan, i am ..homes.....
STAN
mr pilot man!!!!
STAN
can you please get my r-tard father and his friend off this jet.. we didn't pay for them to come.
PILOT
i see...
PILOT
no pay no ride sorry... dudes
RANDY
heyyyyy...... heyyy.... fuck ....you! fuck....... you! this is my home......... you can't just throwwww me... out.... i thought this was america? this ...isn't america no!???
TOWELIE
yeah... america!!!....wait ....what are we doing here again....???
PILOT
alright buddy, parties over!
****the pilot escorts them out, everyone sits down in their seats, damien sits down in a seat next to pip and pulls out the stolen lighter and starts burning the airplane seat in front of him, pip and stan notice
STAN
damien... what the hell are you doing?
DAMIEN
i just love fire... it reminds me of home
STAN
yeah um... whatever man. but i would rather not have to smell burning plastic the whole ride.
****damien puts the lighter in his pocket, the pilot starts the jet
STAN
where did you even get that lighter anyway-
PILOT
-listen up, everybody! fasten your seatbelts, as we are preparing to fly again, fasten your seatbelts, as we are preparing to fly, thank you!
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FOREIGN KIDS (south park au)
Fanfictionbasically a long episode of south park but instead of being focused more on kyle, stan, kenny, & cartman this story is more focused on the "foreign kids" aka pip, damien, christophe (ze mole), & gregory. this story also focuses on some other charact...
