~~*—-the next night, the meeting—-*~~
****gregory arrives just in time, at the queen statue, just like he was told. pip, damien, stan, butters, and mysterion stand there, waiting, chatting amongst themselves, as all showed up early. gregory notices stan is there...
GREGORY
christophe, may i ask why this sanctimonious afternoon asshole is here? why don't you go home and milk some cattle, farm boy?
STAN
i literally live on a weed farm, asshole.
PIP
guys there's no reason to fight... can't we all just be friends and get along!
STAN & GREGORY (at the same time)
shut up pip.
****stan and gregory keep making snarky remarks about each other, until tweek and craig finally arrive, late!!!
TWEEK
hey.. sorry for being late. hope it's fine that i brought craig with me...
TWEEK
it was just too much pressure going alone...
CHRISTOPHE
fucking hell tweek... i asked you and only you for a reason... how do we know we can trust this asshole? who are you working for? the cult?
CRAIG
cult?
CHRISTOPHE
....look at him, he has god-fearing eyes. that coward... he can't be trusted.
CRAIG
what the fuck is that supposed to mean?
CHRISTOPHE
i'm just telling you what i see in your eyes.... you have youth pastor eyes, kid... run along buddy... you can't be trusted.
TWEEK
if craig can't be trusted then i can't be trusted either!!!!!!
BUTTERS
yeah..... me too...
CHRISTOPHE
fine!!! fine! whatever. i can't afford to lose even a quarter of my team.... i need all the help i can get.
CHRISTOPHE
....i'll allow it... but i'm onto you... thumper.
CHRISTOPHE
now enough of these shenanigans...
CHRISTOPHE
let me tell you the real reason why i gathered all of you here today.
CHRISTOPHE
long story short, we're breaking into the white house.
BUTTERS
oh no... i don't think i can do that fellers. i'll get grounded if my parents find out i've been breaking into the white house...
TWEEK
the white house? no..... what? that is way too much pressure...... they have guns! and weapons of mass destruction! what if they shoot us?! what if they take us to a secret government torture room! AH
CRAIG
yeah.... fuck that. i'm not breaking into the white house, dude. i know how shit like this goes.
DAMIEN
let's hear him out.
STAN
hear him out? this is some pretty fucked up shit right here.
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FOREIGN KIDS (south park au)
Fanfictionbasically a long episode of south park but instead of being focused more on kyle, stan, kenny, & cartman this story is more focused on the "foreign kids" aka pip, damien, christophe (ze mole), & gregory. this story also focuses on some other charact...
